junebugz Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Probably been in the bathroom practicing his comeback in front of the mirror. 1289775[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 After Skins post TimC went to the Kia message board and beat up on college chick to save face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 (edited) Some points: 1) Skins screams about freedom of speech by trying to mirror the entire The Nation and Democratic Underground website here at the Tailgate, but let one newbie roll in with a Rush Limbaugh link and he tears it up and throws it in the trash. Then takes his ball and goes home in tears when he doesn't get his way. Conclusion: He's a sissy and a pansy. Advantage: TimC 2) Skins claims the terms "blu", "Xicans", "beaners", "Danny Boy-Toy" are racists and offensive to him but roots for the most racist team in the NFL. Conclusion: He's never had barn lovin' sex or probably any sex for that matter. Advantage: TimC 3) Skins drives some Jap import 4-cylinder for the gas mileage. TimC owns several big V8 Chevy 350 gas guzzlers with at least 300 HP, wishes the law was changed to turn the Interstates into the American Autobahn and pisses on little rice burners. Conclusion: I'd kick his ass in the 1/4 mile before kicking his ass. Advantage: TimC 4) Skins is a lawyer. A job that adds no product to the American economy and only looks to profit at the expense of others. Conclusion: I got rich by cooking the books. Advantage: Wash. 5) I don't need a hat to cover up the fact that I can no longer grow my mullet. Conclusion: Skins went bald faster than I did and I'm not going wear a lid to cover the fact. Advantage: TimC 6) Republicans win every election. No matter the injustice Skins cries about, Republicans continue to just win. Conclusion: Enjoy the '08 election when Bush ignores the Constitution (again) and runs for a 3rd time successfully. Advantage: TimC 7) I'm a proud Southern Confederate. I know none of us go up North anymore because of yer weather and yer ugly wimmin, but if this is a road fight and I have to go up to that sh!thole Washington DC and wade through the Democrats and the murdered bodies...just remember it's been awhile since you've seen an angry Redneck in those parts. Conclusion: Call me John Wilkes Booth, put the gloves on and let's get it on. Advantage: TimC The only real question is whether his wifey takes me home after seeing a real man and begs me for a four-way with the Bush twins or a ride in Da Vette. Edited January 26, 2006 by TimC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Probably been in the bathroom practicing his comeback in front of the mirror. 1289775[/snapback] Mebbe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 7) I'm a proud Southern Confederate. I know none of us go up North anymore because of yer weather and yer ugly wimmin, but if this is a road fight and I have to go up to that sh!thole Washington DC and wade through the Democrats and the murdered bodies...just remember it's been awhile since you've seen an angry Redneck in those parts. Conclusion: Call me John Wilkes Booth, put the gloves on and let's get it on. 1289802[/snapback] Now, now DC isn't all that bad. We have the best pot and hookers anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Now, now DC isn't all that bad. We have the best pot and hookers anywhere. 1289815[/snapback] Good info here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Where is spain? He should be having a field day with this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brewer Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Where is spain? He should be having a field day with this one 1289821[/snapback] Lambing season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 those are fine points tim, but skins kept bringing up the fact that he likes to KILL. that swayed it for me ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegiebo Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 those are fine points tim, but skins kept bringing up the fact that he likes to KILL. that swayed it for me ... 1289830[/snapback] Yeah - Timmay tried to be all rational about it and persuade us by reasoning. That's for sissies. Skins would kick his hindquarter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 those are fine points tim, but skins kept bringing up the fact that he likes to KILL. that swayed it for me ... 1289830[/snapback] A Democrat that kills? C'mon...it's more blah, blah, blah from Skins. He wants to raise your taxes to save poor and hungry people! I say f 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Yeah - Timmay tried to be all rational about it and persuade us by reasoning. That's for sissies. Skins would kick his hindquarter. 1289833[/snapback] SqueegieBO knows sissies. looks like a skins win... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 (edited) SqueegieBO knows sissies. looks like a skins win... 1289843[/snapback] You've obviously never seen a bitter lesbian fight. She'd kick everyone's ass here. Edited January 26, 2006 by TimC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 You've obviously never seen a bitter lesbian fight. She'd kick everyone's ass here. 1289845[/snapback] That's how Bo knows sissies. Cuz everyone's a sissy to her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 As a fellow Vette owner, I feel for ya, but ya didn't comeback strong like I expected. However, you did gain bonus points for mentioning the American Autobahn. hmmm....let's see...5 points for skins killing............bad bloody speculum.......plus for standing up for copyrights..........bad Tim redneck..........good Autobahn............divide..carry the one...............crap, I got it tied at 9 points each using the 10 point must system for scoring. How about round 2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 cowboy fan, drives a vet, confederate........ skins will lull him to sleep via long posts and then go AZ on him i think timmay will need some new hairplugs after this one....... vote: skins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclones Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 darnit, I wanted a crack at skinsy, whose asz I would have kicked with extreme ease. Nevertheless I voted for skins since he once sent me a crate full of entertaining books after losing that $100 bet to me on last year's election. That and TimCs avatar has small breasts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 That's how Bo knows sissies. Cuz everyone's a sissy to her 1289863[/snapback] Skins quit his fantasy football leagues 3 days before the season started because of (perceived) censorship here. How stupid is that? You gotta think he'll quit in a fight too. He's a born quitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 those of you contemplating voting for skins...think about this. has skins ever won anything at the huddle? i've stopped counting how many sigline bets he's lost, i don't think he's ever won one. the only person he can win an argument against is spain. he obviously hasn't won any of his leagues because he QUIT them all right before the season started because he got sand in his bagina about DMD deleting his hysterical ray nagin videos or whatever. the dude emanates the stench of defeat and loserdom. he's like michael dukakis without the graciousness and humility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 he's like michael dukakis without the graciousness and humility. 1289876[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 (edited) Watch how many times TimC will post to try to make up for the horrific prisonrape reaming I gave him with my first shot. It is amusing to see him scramble desparately to make up lost ground as he realizes my hand forcing him into the stockade is locked firmly around his scrawny smokers cough filled throat. Edited January 26, 2006 by skins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegiebo Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 the only person he can win an argument against is spain. 1289876[/snapback] The TRs are fighting amongst themselves! The end of their reign is near!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Offers Squeegiemyboobs a Marlboro Light to change her vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Gotta believe that TimC would win in an amatuer night at the Comedy Castle type of setting, but I'll give the former bar brawler the benefit of the doubt in this fight. Doesn't look like most agree with me however Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Watch how many times TimC will post to try to make up for the horrific prisonrape reaming I gave him with my first shot. It is amusing to see him scramble desparately to make up lost ground as he realizes my hand forcing him into the stockade is locked firmly around his scrawny smokers cough hack filled throat. 1289895[/snapback] You sure got a purty mouth. How about you bring it closer. Closer...closer...closer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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