driveby Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 What's yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Retrograde assault Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Wow, didn't really understand I had a problem until now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip_Side Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 lmao.....thats nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Ejaculation dysfunction such as inability to ejaculate inside the yoohoo, delayed ejaculation, premature ejaculation, internal ejaculation and dysfunctional ejaculation are all among the ailments....... i didnt realize ejaculation could be looked at in so many different ways... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 i didnt realize ejaculation could be looked at in so many different ways... 1296916[/snapback] I suppose it depends on where you are when it happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Fart noise... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 So 45 times a year is the lowest average out of the 45 countries Guess I better apply for Japanes citizenship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 The hand does not grip the thingie to the same extent that the yoohoo does and there are limits when it comes to getting the pelvis to move like hands can, which makes ejaculation difficult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunysteelfly76 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 (edited) my own personal record of masturbation is seven times in a single night. When I tell the visiting foreigners this, a coolness tends to settle in on our meetings You tell me seven times in one night and "cool" isn't the first word that pops into my head. [cough]freak[cough] Edited January 31, 2006 by sunysteelfly76 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robash Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 7? a year tour in korea away from the wife? i bet i could beat that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 :wonders if heating up a jelly donut and then screwing it is considered masturbation: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 :wonders if heating up a jelly donut and then screwing it is considered masturbation: 1297096[/snapback] depends on if the donut enjoys it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 "...internal ejaculation..." I want to ask but I'm afraid... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNasty Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 For instance, if a man is used to masturbating by rubbing his thingie forcefully along a futon, he will need not only to have a force stronger than the yoohoo to grip his sex piano during intercourse, but will also require the stimulation of strenuous movement to be able to ejaculate. That futon I ordered off the Japanese guy on eBay is going back today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Rookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 His wife doesn't like sex, and she's worried about him masturbating? Hello, Effect? I'd like you to meet Cause. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meat Face Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 "...internal ejaculation..." I want to ask but I'm afraid... 1297130[/snapback] that's when your nut explodes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 7? I can beat that. Pun intended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip_Side Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 That futon I ordered off the Japanese guy on eBay is going back today. 1297231[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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