Jumpin Johnies Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 This is a matchup of two Colorado natives. Many of us identify Bier as being the culinary expert on this site as he's a chef in Breckenridge. Chef's typically aren't the toughest group of guys and about the only employment group they can beat up are male hair dressers. This bodes well for Thews but we all must remember that Thews was the dork that sent in a Mystery Huddler photo of himself dressed up like an elf. I was really dissapointed when I saw the photo as I like Thews and I couldn't believe that I thought that guy might be cool. He later redeemed himself when I saw a photo of his on again off again girlfriend. Here she is in the middle, Bier is on the right and Thews on the left. I figured if he bagged a looker like that then he wasn't a complete faagg. Notice however that he still looks like an elf in this photo. Thews is a bit older than Bier but has a bigger mean streak in him. Don't let Bier's large head fool you, these guys are the same size and neither has an advantage physically. I ask you guys who would win this fight, the chef or the bootleg elf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushwacked Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 This is a matchup of two Colorado natives. 1297302[/snapback] Isn't Bier from the Bay Area? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Isn't Bier from the Bay Area? 1297305[/snapback] Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 I will have to go with bier based soley on the name factor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skylive5 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 This is one that should have the choice .. draw .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Isn't Bier from the Bay Area? 1297305[/snapback] It has been brought to my attention that he's originally from San Francisco. This definetely puts him at a dissadvantage as the wife and kids are an obvious front to cover up his true sexual feelings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Both of these guys have great smiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 It has been brought to my attention that he's originally from San Francisco. This definetely puts him at a dissadvantage as the wife and kids are an obvious front to cover up his true sexual feelings. 1297311[/snapback] He is currently expectng his first child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 He is currently expectng his first child. 1297315[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 I pm'd both of these guys last night but I just realized that I never heard back from Bier. He's not out of town is he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 I pm'd both of these guys last night but I just realized that I never heard back from Bier. He's not out of town is he? 1297327[/snapback] no, but he is working his ass off right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 ok i've met both of these guys a few times. neither one is, you know, a total spaz homo slapfighter or anything. on paper i'd have to give a slight edge to bier...i think he's a little heavier/stronger, pretty athletic, and thews has a couple years on him. BUT....for the right price, i can give thews a few tips that will tilt this thing his way easily. so i'll hold off voting until thews has a chance to pony up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 no, but he is working his ass off right now 1297330[/snapback] He was here 2 days ago dropping som knowledge on foi gras, what's he got going on other than the child? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 (edited) I pm'd both of these guys last night but I just realized that I never heard back from Bier. He's not out of town is he? 1297327[/snapback] he'll probably be around late this morning.. edit: unless he's skiing or something Edited January 31, 2006 by Azazello1313 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 i'd have to give a slight edge to bier...i think he's a little heavier/stronger, pretty athletic, 1297334[/snapback] Are you excluding the noggin? His dispraportionally large head makes him look bigger than he really is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Ok, we know Thews is banging the hot chick, Bier while the guy seems to be nice, he might be just a little too nice, I mean the guy is a chef how much gayer do you get, well maybe a chef originally from San Fagcisco. Thews is an elf, we all know that the elfs kicked the crap out of the ferries, so Thews will come out on top. Sorry Bier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Ok, we know Thews is banging the hot chick, Bier while the guy seems to be nice, he might be just a little too nice, I mean the guy is a chef how much gayer do you get, well maybe a chef originally from San Fagcisco. Thews is an elf, we all know that the elfs kicked the crap out of the ferries, so Thews will come out on top. Sorry Bier. 1297340[/snapback] Bier's way too nice. Isn't he the guy that drove Sky to Oklahoma or something like that during the Skylive tour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Bier's way too nice. Isn't he the guy that drove Sky to Oklahoma or something like that during the Skylive tour? 1297342[/snapback] Yes he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 I've seen Thews in here but I guess he's too scared to talk any smack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thews40 Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Great… you pick the nicest guy on the boards for me to go up against. I like Mike, and the first time we met for beers he was strolling through the bar saying, “Looking for an elf.” Don’t let the pointed shoes fool you… they’re actually stabbing weapons, and you all know what they say about messing with elves and purple genies. Having a longer reach gives me an advantage, but the real advantage is that Bier leans towards the left politically, which clouds his judgment when making split second decisions. I recently cut the end of the middle finger off on my left hand, but it’s healed up enough now so I could make a fist… advantage Bier. A chef’s hands are the tools of the master chef’s craft, so my guess it they’re soft and supple from nightly douses of lotion… (insert joke here). Sorry Mike, but though it may go the distance, in the hypothetical land of cyberspace… the uppercut in the 8th seals it. I’d win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squeegiebo Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Sorry Thews, but I can't vote for an elf in a fistfight. Just can't do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumpin Johnies Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 Great… you pick the nicest guy on the boards for me to go up against. I like Mike, and the first time we met for beers he was strolling through the bar saying, “Looking for an elf.” Don’t let the pointed shoes fool you… they’re actually stabbing weapons, and you all know what they say about messing with elves and purple genies. Having a longer reach gives me an advantage, but the real advantage is that Bier leans towards the left politically, which clouds his judgment when making split second decisions. I recently cut the end of the middle finger off on my left hand, but it’s healed up enough now so I could make a fist… advantage Bier. A chef’s hands are the tools of the master chef’s craft, so my guess it they’re soft and supple from nightly douses of lotion… (insert joke here). Sorry Mike, but though it may go the distance, in the hypothetical land of cyberspace… the uppercut in the 8th seals it. I’d win. 1297356[/snapback] Could you really punch a guy with a great set of pearly whites? Bier has one hell of smile. Look at those teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Gotta go Thews on this one. Bier just looks too nice. I can imagine Thews initially getting his ass whooped by Bier, but then he would pull the ol' sucker-him-in plea, "Oh Bier... my pal... please PLEASE no more... I want.. to... live!" At which point Bier's nice guy heart would melt, and bending down to help Thews up, he'd receive multiple rabbit punches to the groinal area. It won't be pretty, but Thews ends up victorious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 Thews would beat Bier with his King James Bible which weighs double the original weight due to having so many highlighter marks while Bier countered with a nice fondue dish. And it's only Round 1. This one could get ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 As a chef... Bier has a large collection of sharp knives. But we also know that Thews is addicted to power tools. Are we frisking these two before the fights? This could get messy. I guess... I mean... I guess I could give the edge to Thews because I've never seen Bier get upset about anything enough to really want to pound it. I've at least seen Thews get aggro about something. Then again... Bier drives 90 in a parking lot... so he's got that non-specific aggression. I dunno. I vote for both of them to come away from it having learned a little something about life and themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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