Hugh 0ne Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 At the end of a poetry contest, the two finalists were Squeegiebo and Yukon Cornelius. The final contest was for them to make a poem in 2 minutes containing a word that would be given to them by the judges. The word was "TIMBUKTU". Squeegiebo was the first to give her poem: "Slowly across the desert sand, Trekked a lonely caravan. Men on camels two by two, Destination Timbuktu." The audience went wild. They thought Yukon would never stand a chance against the Squeegster, who was wearing a halter top and silk panties. Nevertheless, Yukon stood up and gave his poem: "Me and TimC a hunting went, Met three whores in a pop-up tent. They were three and we were two, So I bucked one and Timbuktu." Yukon Cornelius won hands down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Sores Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 That joke may be 25 years old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted January 31, 2006 Author Share Posted January 31, 2006 That joke may be 25 years old 1297434[/snapback] Yukon isn't that old. Squeegie maybe, but not Yukon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big F'n Dave Posted January 31, 2006 Share Posted January 31, 2006 That joke may be 25 years old 1297434[/snapback] That joke was 25 years old 25 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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