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AlexGaddis dresses bacon wearing panties calculator trimming his double bagina. "LOAF!" he cried, as he plunged headfirst into Lofa Tatupu's loaf of green Jell-O. Suddenly, AlexGaddis sharted. Queerly, loaf pranced cowboy-like towards AlexGaddis grabbing his wiener playfully proclaiming, "I love purple dinosaurs and hermaphrodites!"

 

Then a siren blared, causing his cat to scratch his Fabio blow-up doll shoes. Excruciatingly, AlexGaddis limps to church. Meanwhile, "POP" goes cliaz with midget-like pudding wrestling addiction. Mountain gorillas stole psychadelic mushrooms while cliaz pleasured himself with mayonnaise during spain's honeymoon in Sheepville. Thrice shouting, "KELLY CLARKSON'S MY DADDY!" Tearfully, spain sniffed Elmer's anus' dingleberries.

 

Sadly, Osama contracted Halliburton to write off AlexGaddis' Favre Favor Fever. However, Duchess Jack smashingly tried spooging on Angelina Jolie's father's daughter's father. "Touche!" he retorted when poked, bacon oozing from underneath Rosanne's Rolls Royce.

 

'Psssst', purred Brad Pitt, "Got Milk? Pour some sugar on my toes. " CaptainHook ballooned scabies, heroically infecting cre8tiff.

 

"Holy tomatoes Batman! Those TWOOBs are HUGH!" I milked them with my cannon, then spooged uncontrollably upon them. "Those were the nicest most bodaciously firm titties", he tittered, "Please, gargle this throat elixir a.k.a throat yogurt". Qwijibo released Homer Simpson from submission.

 

Meanwhile, Zorro slashed Big John's privates allowing his manhood to engulf Lambeau legend Ray Parmuka while snorkling for HUGH bacon stained lederhosen. Fortunately, fortune cookies excreted mucous-like messages exclaiming "My stepdaughter's pet sloth ate frothy niblets of gelatinous Toyotas!" Underpants straining tightly, polksalet pooped forth explosive, violent copies of Wuthering Heights. Whomper licked tiny foul-smelling pustules while spanking hugh's scalp.

 

Friday's nachos looked violently loaded with hot pantless carnies frolicking carelessly into

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AlexGaddis dresses bacon wearing panties calculator trimming his double bagina. "LOAF!" he cried, as he plunged headfirst into Lofa Tatupu's loaf of green Jell-O. Suddenly, AlexGaddis sharted. Queerly, loaf pranced cowboy-like towards AlexGaddis grabbing his wiener playfully proclaiming, "I love purple dinosaurs and hermaphrodites!"

 

Then a siren blared, causing his cat to scratch his Fabio blow-up doll shoes. Excruciatingly, AlexGaddis limps to church. Meanwhile, "POP" goes cliaz with midget-like pudding wrestling addiction. Mountain gorillas stole psychadelic mushrooms while cliaz pleasured himself with mayonnaise during spain's honeymoon in Sheepville. Thrice shouting, "KELLY CLARKSON'S MY DADDY!" Tearfully, spain sniffed Elmer's anus' dingleberries.

 

Sadly, Osama contracted Halliburton to write off AlexGaddis' Favre Favor Fever. However, Duchess Jack smashingly tried spooging on Angelina Jolie's father's daughter's father. "Touche!" he retorted when poked, bacon oozing from underneath Rosanne's Rolls Royce.

 

'Psssst', purred Brad Pitt, "Got Milk? Pour some sugar on my toes. " CaptainHook ballooned scabies, heroically infecting cre8tiff.

 

"Holy tomatoes Batman! Those TWOOBs are HUGH!" I milked them with my cannon, then spooged uncontrollably upon them. "Those were the nicest most bodaciously firm titties", he tittered, "Please, gargle this throat elixir a.k.a throat yogurt". Qwijibo released Homer Simpson from submission.

 

Meanwhile, Zorro slashed Big John's privates allowing his manhood to engulf Lambeau legend Ray Parmuka while snorkling for HUGH bacon stained lederhosen. Fortunately, fortune cookies excreted mucous-like messages exclaiming "My stepdaughter's pet sloth ate frothy niblets of gelatinous Toyotas!" Underpants straining tightly, polksalet pooped forth explosive, violent copies of Wuthering Heights. Whomper licked tiny foul-smelling pustules while spanking hugh's scalp.

 

Friday's nachos looked violently loaded with hot pantless carnies frolicking carelessly amongst

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AlexGaddis dresses bacon wearing panties calculator trimming his double bagina. "LOAF!" he cried, as he plunged headfirst into Lofa Tatupu's loaf of green Jell-O. Suddenly, AlexGaddis sharted. Queerly, loaf pranced cowboy-like towards AlexGaddis grabbing his wiener playfully proclaiming, "I love purple dinosaurs and hermaphrodites!"

 

Then a siren blared, causing his cat to scratch his Fabio blow-up doll shoes. Excruciatingly, AlexGaddis limps to church. Meanwhile, "POP" goes cliaz with midget-like pudding wrestling addiction. Mountain gorillas stole psychadelic mushrooms while cliaz pleasured himself with mayonnaise during spain's honeymoon in Sheepville. Thrice shouting, "KELLY CLARKSON'S MY DADDY!" Tearfully, spain sniffed Elmer's anus' dingleberries.

 

Sadly, Osama contracted Halliburton to write off AlexGaddis' Favre Favor Fever. However, Duchess Jack smashingly tried spooging on Angelina Jolie's father's daughter's father. "Touche!" he retorted when poked, bacon oozing from underneath Rosanne's Rolls Royce.

 

'Psssst', purred Brad Pitt, "Got Milk? Pour some sugar on my toes. " CaptainHook ballooned scabies, heroically infecting cre8tiff.

 

"Holy tomatoes Batman! Those TWOOBs are HUGH!" I milked them with my cannon, then spooged uncontrollably upon them. "Those were the nicest most bodaciously firm titties", he tittered, "Please, gargle this throat elixir a.k.a throat yogurt". Qwijibo released Homer Simpson from submission.

 

Meanwhile, Zorro slashed Big John's privates allowing his manhood to engulf Lambeau legend Ray Parmuka while snorkling for HUGH bacon stained lederhosen. Fortunately, fortune cookies excreted mucous-like messages exclaiming "My stepdaughter's pet sloth ate frothy niblets of gelatinous Toyotas!" Underpants straining tightly, polksalet pooped forth explosive, violent copies of Wuthering Heights. Whomper licked tiny foul-smelling pustules while spanking hugh's scalp.

 

Friday's nachos looked violently loaded with hot pantless carnies frolicking carelessly amongst Bill Leavy

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AlexGaddis dresses bacon wearing panties calculator trimming his double bagina. "LOAF!" he cried, as he plunged headfirst into Lofa Tatupu's loaf of green Jell-O. Suddenly, AlexGaddis sharted. Queerly, loaf pranced cowboy-like towards AlexGaddis grabbing his wiener playfully proclaiming, "I love purple dinosaurs and hermaphrodites!"

 

Then a siren blared, causing his cat to scratch his Fabio blow-up doll shoes. Excruciatingly, AlexGaddis limps to church. Meanwhile, "POP" goes cliaz with midget-like pudding wrestling addiction. Mountain gorillas stole psychadelic mushrooms while cliaz pleasured himself with mayonnaise during spain's honeymoon in Sheepville. Thrice shouting, "KELLY CLARKSON'S MY DADDY!" Tearfully, spain sniffed Elmer's anus' dingleberries.

 

Sadly, Osama contracted Halliburton to write off AlexGaddis' Favre Favor Fever. However, Duchess Jack smashingly tried spooging on Angelina Jolie's father's daughter's father. "Touche!" he retorted when poked, bacon oozing from underneath Rosanne's Rolls Royce.

 

'Psssst', purred Brad Pitt, "Got Milk? Pour some sugar on my toes. " CaptainHook ballooned scabies, heroically infecting cre8tiff.

 

"Holy tomatoes Batman! Those TWOOBs are HUGH!" I milked them with my cannon, then spooged uncontrollably upon them. "Those were the nicest most bodaciously firm titties", he tittered, "Please, gargle this throat elixir a.k.a throat yogurt". Qwijibo released Homer Simpson from submission.

 

Meanwhile, Zorro slashed Big John's privates allowing his manhood to engulf Lambeau legend Ray Parmuka while snorkling for HUGH bacon stained lederhosen. Fortunately, fortune cookies excreted mucous-like messages exclaiming "My stepdaughter's pet sloth ate frothy niblets of gelatinous Toyotas!" Underpants straining tightly, polksalet pooped forth explosive, violent copies of Wuthering Heights. Whomper licked tiny foul-smelling pustules while spanking hugh's scalp.

 

Friday's nachos looked violently loaded with hot pantless carnies frolicking carelessly amongst Bill Leavy's bevy

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AlexGaddis dresses bacon wearing panties calculator trimming his double bagina. "LOAF!" he cried, as he plunged headfirst into Lofa Tatupu's loaf of green Jell-O. Suddenly, AlexGaddis sharted. Queerly, loaf pranced cowboy-like towards AlexGaddis grabbing his wiener playfully proclaiming, "I love purple dinosaurs and hermaphrodites!"

 

Then a siren blared, causing his cat to scratch his Fabio blow-up doll shoes. Excruciatingly, AlexGaddis limps to church. Meanwhile, "POP" goes cliaz with midget-like pudding wrestling addiction. Mountain gorillas stole psychadelic mushrooms while cliaz pleasured himself with mayonnaise during spain's honeymoon in Sheepville. Thrice shouting, "KELLY CLARKSON'S MY DADDY!" Tearfully, spain sniffed Elmer's anus' dingleberries.

 

Sadly, Osama contracted Halliburton to write off AlexGaddis' Favre Favor Fever. However, Duchess Jack smashingly tried spooging on Angelina Jolie's father's daughter's father. "Touche!" he retorted when poked, bacon oozing from underneath Rosanne's Rolls Royce.

 

'Psssst', purred Brad Pitt, "Got Milk? Pour some sugar on my toes. " CaptainHook ballooned scabies, heroically infecting cre8tiff.

 

"Holy tomatoes Batman! Those TWOOBs are HUGH!" I milked them with my cannon, then spooged uncontrollably upon them. "Those were the nicest most bodaciously firm titties", he tittered, "Please, gargle this throat elixir a.k.a throat yogurt". Qwijibo released Homer Simpson from submission.

 

Meanwhile, Zorro slashed Big John's privates allowing his manhood to engulf Lambeau legend Ray Parmuka while snorkling for HUGH bacon stained lederhosen. Fortunately, fortune cookies excreted mucous-like messages exclaiming "My stepdaughter's pet sloth ate frothy niblets of gelatinous Toyotas!" Underpants straining tightly, polksalet pooped forth explosive, violent copies of Wuthering Heights. Whomper licked tiny foul-smelling pustules while spanking hugh's scalp.

 

Friday's nachos looked violently loaded with hot pantless carnies frolicking carelessly into vats

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AlexGaddis dresses bacon wearing panties calculator trimming his double bagina. "LOAF!" he cried, as he plunged headfirst into Lofa Tatupu's loaf of green Jell-O. Suddenly, AlexGaddis sharted. Queerly, loaf pranced cowboy-like towards AlexGaddis grabbing his wiener playfully proclaiming, "I love purple dinosaurs and hermaphrodites!"

 

Then a siren blared, causing his cat to scratch his Fabio blow-up doll shoes. Excruciatingly, AlexGaddis limps to church. Meanwhile, "POP" goes cliaz with midget-like pudding wrestling addiction. Mountain gorillas stole psychadelic mushrooms while cliaz pleasured himself with mayonnaise during spain's honeymoon in Sheepville. Thrice shouting, "KELLY CLARKSON'S MY DADDY!" Tearfully, spain sniffed Elmer's anus' dingleberries.

 

Sadly, Osama contracted Halliburton to write off AlexGaddis' Favre Favor Fever. However, Duchess Jack smashingly tried spooging on Angelina Jolie's father's daughter's father. "Touche!" he retorted when poked, bacon oozing from underneath Rosanne's Rolls Royce.

 

'Psssst', purred Brad Pitt, "Got Milk? Pour some sugar on my toes. " CaptainHook ballooned scabies, heroically infecting cre8tiff.

 

"Holy tomatoes Batman! Those TWOOBs are HUGH!" I milked them with my cannon, then spooged uncontrollably upon them. "Those were the nicest most bodaciously firm titties", he tittered, "Please, gargle this throat elixir a.k.a throat yogurt". Qwijibo released Homer Simpson from submission.

 

Meanwhile, Zorro slashed Big John's privates allowing his manhood to engulf Lambeau legend Ray Parmuka while snorkling for HUGH bacon stained lederhosen. Fortunately, fortune cookies excreted mucous-like messages exclaiming "My stepdaughter's pet sloth ate frothy niblets of gelatinous Toyotas!" Underpants straining tightly, polksalet pooped forth explosive, violent copies of Wuthering Heights. Whomper licked tiny foul-smelling pustules while spanking hugh's scalp.

 

Friday's nachos looked violently loaded with hot pantless carnies frolicking carelessly into vats greased

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AlexGaddis dresses bacon wearing panties calculator trimming his double bagina. "LOAF!" he cried, as he plunged headfirst into Lofa Tatupu's loaf of green Jell-O. Suddenly, AlexGaddis sharted. Queerly, loaf pranced cowboy-like towards AlexGaddis grabbing his wiener playfully proclaiming, "I love purple dinosaurs and hermaphrodites!"

 

Then a siren blared, causing his cat to scratch his Fabio blow-up doll shoes. Excruciatingly, AlexGaddis limps to church. Meanwhile, "POP" goes cliaz with midget-like pudding wrestling addiction. Mountain gorillas stole psychadelic mushrooms while cliaz pleasured himself with mayonnaise during spain's honeymoon in Sheepville. Thrice shouting, "KELLY CLARKSON'S MY DADDY!" Tearfully, spain sniffed Elmer's anus' dingleberries.

 

Sadly, Osama contracted Halliburton to write off AlexGaddis' Favre Favor Fever. However, Duchess Jack smashingly tried spooging on Angelina Jolie's father's daughter's father. "Touche!" he retorted when poked, bacon oozing from underneath Rosanne's Rolls Royce.

 

'Psssst', purred Brad Pitt, "Got Milk? Pour some sugar on my toes. " CaptainHook ballooned scabies, heroically infecting cre8tiff.

 

"Holy tomatoes Batman! Those TWOOBs are HUGH!" I milked them with my cannon, then spooged uncontrollably upon them. "Those were the nicest most bodaciously firm titties", he tittered, "Please, gargle this throat elixir a.k.a throat yogurt". Qwijibo released Homer Simpson from submission.

 

Meanwhile, Zorro slashed Big John's privates allowing his manhood to engulf Lambeau legend Ray Parmuka while snorkling for HUGH bacon stained lederhosen. Fortunately, fortune cookies excreted mucous-like messages exclaiming "My stepdaughter's pet sloth ate frothy niblets of gelatinous Toyotas!" Underpants straining tightly, polksalet pooped forth explosive, violent copies of Wuthering Heights. Whomper licked tiny foul-smelling pustules while spanking hugh's scalp.

 

Friday's nachos looked violently loaded with hot pantless carnies frolicking carelessly into vats greased with

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AlexGaddis dresses bacon wearing panties calculator trimming his double bagina. "LOAF!" he cried, as he plunged headfirst into Lofa Tatupu's loaf of green Jell-O. Suddenly, AlexGaddis sharted. Queerly, loaf pranced cowboy-like towards AlexGaddis grabbing his wiener playfully proclaiming, "I love purple dinosaurs and hermaphrodites!"

 

Then a siren blared, causing his cat to scratch his Fabio blow-up doll shoes. Excruciatingly, AlexGaddis limps to church. Meanwhile, "POP" goes cliaz with midget-like pudding wrestling addiction. Mountain gorillas stole psychadelic mushrooms while cliaz pleasured himself with mayonnaise during spain's honeymoon in Sheepville. Thrice shouting, "KELLY CLARKSON'S MY DADDY!" Tearfully, spain sniffed Elmer's anus' dingleberries.

 

Sadly, Osama contracted Halliburton to write off AlexGaddis' Favre Favor Fever. However, Duchess Jack smashingly tried spooging on Angelina Jolie's father's daughter's father. "Touche!" he retorted when poked, bacon oozing from underneath Rosanne's Rolls Royce.

 

'Psssst', purred Brad Pitt, "Got Milk? Pour some sugar on my toes. " CaptainHook ballooned scabies, heroically infecting cre8tiff.

 

"Holy tomatoes Batman! Those TWOOBs are HUGH!" I milked them with my cannon, then spooged uncontrollably upon them. "Those were the nicest most bodaciously firm titties", he tittered, "Please, gargle this throat elixir a.k.a throat yogurt". Qwijibo released Homer Simpson from submission.

 

Meanwhile, Zorro slashed Big John's privates allowing his manhood to engulf Lambeau legend Ray Parmuka while snorkling for HUGH bacon stained lederhosen. Fortunately, fortune cookies excreted mucous-like messages exclaiming "My stepdaughter's pet sloth ate frothy niblets of gelatinous Toyotas!" Underpants straining tightly, polksalet pooped forth explosive, violent copies of Wuthering Heights. Whomper licked tiny foul-smelling pustules while spanking hugh's scalp.

 

Friday's nachos looked violently loaded with hot pantless carnies frolicking carelessly into vats greased with assjuice

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