spain Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 (edited) All this talk about dark meat is making mah pants tight. 1416332[/snapback] Hold up dog. These are girls not guys... Edited April 12, 2006 by spain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltaire Posted April 12, 2006 Author Share Posted April 12, 2006 Oh, Monique I'm sorry. I thought that since you responded to my ad on that internet dating site, you were ... interested in my post and looking for a relationship. Maybe I shouldn't have beeen so forward. I do hope for the best for you. Since you showed so much trust in me, I was hoping to fall in love with you Monique, if things worked out well, we could get married and have a family. But you don't trust me and I, well, let's face it, everything is happening so fast and I'm still confused as to what's going on. Trusting someone to take on the responsibilty of all that money and your personal safety, I understand that you must be cautious. Everything is happening so fast. And the circumstances are so strange. Take Care, Jeff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 You need to find another spam email from someone in ANOTHER African country and put her in touch, just being helpful, of course... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltaire Posted April 12, 2006 Author Share Posted April 12, 2006 You need to find another spam email from someone in ANOTHER African country and put her in touch, just being helpful, of course... 1416576[/snapback] Actually that dating site is generating a bunch of these. I hadn't had any in months, now, my new email account that I set up for handling this has gotten four so far in just two/three days. I'm still hoping that Monique comes through but I think that I'll try again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Actually that dating site is generating a bunch of these. I hadn't had any in months, now, my new email account that I set up for handling this has gotten four so far in just two/three days. I'm still hoping that Monique comes through but I think that I'll try again. 1416643[/snapback] I am hoping to get one of these, I will do the same and post it here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltaire Posted April 12, 2006 Author Share Posted April 12, 2006 hi thanks for mail if you still have the interest in kindly send me your full name and ads so that the bank may contact you .because with your last mail i feel dissappointed. i dont even have full confidence in relying on you if you know you will help me let me know monique Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltaire Posted April 12, 2006 Author Share Posted April 12, 2006 My full name and address Jeffrey Allen Dahmer my address is: Xiao Hua Ying Yue Shui Xiao 298 Rui Jin Bei Lu Guiyang, Guizhou 55001 China Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABearWithFurniture Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 my father took me so special. 1414594[/snapback] Maybe you need to take her 'special' like her father did?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Wonder if coming from another angle would prove to be funny? I can pose as a wealthy philanthropist who heard of her plight from a "friend in China". Let me know, I can set up some sort of fake email address like ThurstonHowell3@yahoo.com or something like that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 it is beautiful to watch these young lovers court each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrTed46 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Wonder if coming from another angle would prove to be funny? I can pose as a wealthy philanthropist who heard of her plight from a "friend in China". Let me know, I can set up some sort of fake email address like ThurstonHowell3@yahoo.com or something like that... 1417190[/snapback] Rich people use gmail not yahoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Rich people use gmail not yahoo 1417193[/snapback] Like this Nigerian scammer would know the difference... or care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltaire Posted April 12, 2006 Author Share Posted April 12, 2006 Wonder if coming from another angle would prove to be funny? I can pose as a wealthy philanthropist who heard of her plight from a "friend in China". Let me know, I can set up some sort of fake email address like ThurstonHowell3@yahoo.com or something like that... 1417190[/snapback] She's real clear she wants this to be secret and confidential. Still Darin, you can have this one... I've got about five of them... knock yourself out... ---------- Mrs. Isaiah, I don't work with a charity. I'm not even a Christian Perhaps you should donate the money to this Christian charity... http://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm/.../orgid/4272.htm you can contact them at this address... media@charitynavigator.org. Regards, Jeff On 4/11/06, Mrs. Faith Isaiah <sisterfaith@atlas.sk> wrote: Personal donation from Mrs. Faith and her late husband I am Sister Faith Isaiah from Africa but now living in a neighbouring country Ivory Coast. I married to Late Mr. Isaiah who died in December 2005 in a motor accident. We were married without a child. Before his death we were devoted Christians. When my husband was alive he deposited two million nine hundred thousand united states dollars ( 2.9 USD MILLION) in a finance insitute here in Ivory Coast. Presently, my doctor told me that I would not last long due to cancer sickness which have being disturbing me for the past 10 months now. Though what disturbs me most is high blood preasure which developed after the death of my beloved husband, May his soul rest in perfect peace, Amen. Having known my condition, I decided to donate this fund to the house of our living God which he has directed me to handle this donation to your hand after my fasting and prayer. I will furnish you with details immediately I receive your reply with a confirmation of your willingness to stand for this calling from our God with honest and faithfulness, so that you will confirm how this fund will get to your hand. Hoping to hear urgently from you. Remain blessed in the name of the Lord. Yours sister in Christ, Mrs. Faith Isaiah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 If you send her money, she will be forever grateful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 My full name and address Jeffrey Allen Dahmer 1417175[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltaire Posted April 13, 2006 Author Share Posted April 13, 2006 Dearest jeff I am very happy to see your mail,today I have been to the bankforyour Introduction and it was successful.and any time from they may contact you . I am very surprised about the mail that you wrote me last night ,I wondered I could not believe this when you say that you want to have a long term relationship with me ,that is good I am very happy but I am African and you are American will your governmernt accept it for the two of us to marry?but will you marry me. All I want you to know is that what ever that may happen let us finish this transaction first If the money arrived to your account there then will will know what to do since you are my Guardian and my love I know that you are going to put me true in to a better way. All I want from you is your cooperation so that this transation may be successful,if the bank contact you let me know and cooperate with them I love you Monique ------------ Monique loves me It's pretty depressing to meet a third world con artist on an internet dating site and then get dumped before she even takes my money. Of course, I've already met a third world con artist in real life and married/ divorced -after she took my money- so I'm use to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Awwwww that's sweet! Monique loves you! Tell "her" that President Bush would never allow a marriage between an African and an American... and that you are destined to live the remainder of your days walking the Earth heartbroken and alone, like the Hulk, or Kane from Kung Fu. This little transaction is turning into Bridges of Madison County. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Dearest jeff I am very happy to see your mail,today I have been to the bankforyour Introduction and it was successful.and any time from they may contact you . I am very surprised about the mail that you wrote me last night ,I wondered I could not believe this when you say that you want to have a long term relationship with me ,that is good I am very happy but I am African and you are American will your governmernt accept it for the two of us to marry?but will you marry me. All I want you to know is that what ever that may happen let us finish this transaction first If the money arrived to your account there then will will know what to do since you are my Guardian and my love I know that you are going to put me true in to a better way. All I want from you is your cooperation so that this transation may be successful,if the bank contact you let me know and cooperate with them I love you Monique ------------ Monique loves me It's pretty depressing to meet a third world con artist on an internet dating site and then get dumped before she even takes my money. Of course, I've already met a third world con artist in real life and married/ divorced -after she took my money- so I'm use to it. 1418718[/snapback] That brings a tear to mah eye. It's the exact same way my wife, Lateesha, and I met. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 and that you are destined to live the remainder of your days walking the Earth heartbroken and alone, like the Hulk, or Kane from Kung Fu. 1418783[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 Dearest jeff I am very happy to see your mail,today I have been to the bankforyour Introduction and it was successful.and any time from they may contact you . I am very surprised about the mail that you wrote me last night ,I wondered I could not believe this when you say that you want to have a long term relationship with me ,that is good I am very happy but I am African and you are American will your governmernt accept it for the two of us to marry?but will you marry me. All I want you to know is that what ever that may happen let us finish this transaction first If the money arrived to your account there then will will know what to do since you are my Guardian and my love I know that you are going to put me true in to a better way. All I want from you is your cooperation so that this transation may be successful,if the bank contact you let me know and cooperate with them I love you Monique ------------ Monique loves me It's pretty depressing to meet a third world con artist on an internet dating site and then get dumped before she even takes my money. Of course, I've already met a third world con artist in real life and married/ divorced -after she took my money- so I'm use to it. 1418718[/snapback] mr Dahmer loves africans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 << playing the theme from the love boat >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltaire Posted April 13, 2006 Author Share Posted April 13, 2006 My dearest Monique, We would not encounter a problem from my government to marry if we indeed love each other. But we are getting ahead of ourselves. Are you safe? Are you OK? For now, I will wait for your bank's email. Love, Jeff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 We need a picture your lovely lady... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Scorp Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 This is the funniest thread I have ever read!!! I work in a bank and you would not believe the number of people who actually fall for these scams!! We have at least one request a month to handle one of these transactions!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissMoniqueDavid Posted April 13, 2006 Share Posted April 13, 2006 We need a picture your lovely lady... 1419072[/snapback] do you not see my avatar mr. spain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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