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Brylcreme, a little dab'll do ya.

For men who use their head about their hair.

 

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee,

the great smell of Brut and Muhammad Ali.

 

Sometimes you feel ike a nut, sometimes you don't

 

Gee, your hair smells terriffic!

 

Plop, plop. fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is.

 

Rolaids consumes 47 times its own weight in excess stomach acid. (I kinda like the coralary better: Acid consumes 47 times it's own wieght in excess reality)

 

And one for the political crowd: Tippecanoe and Tyler Too!

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The wet head is dead.

 

Strong enough for a man...but made for a woman.

 

...last a little longer with Big Red.

Double your pleasure, double your fun...

Wrigley wasn't afraid to use the double-entendre at all.

 

there's beer in the shampoo...but you don't drink it

 

I'd rather fight than switch

 

keeps a licking and keeps on ticking

 

you can't drink it slow if it's quick

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