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And what product was that?

 

 

durning the energy crisis of the 70's, i recall johnny carson using it a time or two.

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A couple I like are:

 

Preventative medicine: it's the anti-drug.

 

 

DARE to keep kids off psychoactive pharmaceuticals.

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It's 10:30....Do you know where your children are?

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wrong thread? :D

 

 

What?!?!?!

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Minnesota...we like it here.

 

What's the best tuna...chicken of the sea.

 

A little dab will do ya.

 

Red wigglers...the Cadillac of worms

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Red wigglers...the Cadillac of worms

 

A WKRP in cincinatti sponsor.

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Brylcreme, a little dab'll do ya.

For men who use their head about their hair.

 

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee,

the great smell of Brut and Muhammad Ali.

 

Sometimes you feel ike a nut, sometimes you don't

 

Gee, your hair smells terriffic!

 

Plop, plop. fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is.

 

Rolaids consumes 47 times its own weight in excess stomach acid. (I kinda like the coralary better: Acid consumes 47 times it's own wieght in excess reality)

 

And one for the political crowd: Tippecanoe and Tyler Too!

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A WKRP in cincinatti sponsor.

 

 

:D I repeat...nothing ever gets by you does it.

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The wet head is dead.

 

Strong enough for a man...but made for a woman.

 

...last a little longer with Big Red.

Double your pleasure, double your fun...

Wrigley wasn't afraid to use the double-entendre at all.

 

there's beer in the shampoo...but you don't drink it

 

I'd rather fight than switch

 

keeps a licking and keeps on ticking

 

you can't drink it slow if it's quick

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So round, so smooth, so fully packed.

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I remember when we used to have INTERESTING topics. Oh the good old days....

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Give it to Mikey, he'll eat anything. :D:

 

 

Don't recall that one. :D

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This is your brain.

This is your brain on drugs.

Any questions?

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When _________ talks, people listen.

If you remember, you can fill in the blank!

 

 

 

EF Hutton?

 

Badasses And look at what Barbara Bush's bro did.

Edited by MikesVikes

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