cliaz Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 http://www.news.com.au/mercury/story/0,228...5005940,00.html Had to be a huddler... A MAN who broke into his neighbour's home west of Brisbane and used her vacuum cleaner and a detergent bottle as sex aids has avoided jail.Jamie Thomas Lacey, 27, was high on LSD and amphetamines when he broke into the house at Millmerran in September 2004. He pleaded guilty today in the Brisbane District Court to burglary and wilful damage. The court was told his neighbour returned home on September 29 to find her bathroom in a total state of disarray. Crown prosecutor Julie Aylward told the court pornographic magazines and clothes were strewn around the room, and that a makeshift sex aid constructed from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove had also been left behind. The woman's vacuum cleaner had also been left in the bathroom. Lacey's defence barrister, Shaun Gordon, argued there was no proof his client had used the vacuum cleaner as a sex aid, but Judge Tony Rafter said it was unlikely it had been used for cleaning. "I'm sure that your client didn't hoover the carpets,'' he said. Police attended Lacey's house just days after the incident was reported. During the search police uncovered a black carry bag filled with condoms, gloves, creams and a tapered wooden stick. Lacey told police it was his "masturbation bag'', but denied any knowledge of the burglary. He was arrested in December 2006 after police finally matched his DNA to that found on the latex glove attached to the Toilet Duck bottle. He later told police he had vague recollections of the offence, but said his memory was jumbled as he had been a heavy drug user at the time. Mr Gordon told the court his client had since cleaned up his life and that he was now the father of a seven-month-old child. He told the court his client had held down a good job at Kilcoy Pastoral Company for two years, and Judge Rafter agreed it would be counter-productive to send him to jail. Judge Rafter sentenced him to 12 months' jail, which he ordered to be served in the community as an Intensive Correction Order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Had to be a huddler... half_hennesey is the Aussie Huddler, but is older than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 his "masturbation bag'' Okay, admit it... who has one of these? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Okay, admit it... who has one of these? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Okay, admit it... who has one of these? i have the flesh lite but not a masturbation bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hat Trick Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 A vacuum, some wood and a plastic jug? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Now that is just weird. Who the hell ever heard of using a detergent bottle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdrudge Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Now that is just weird. Who the hell ever heard of using a detergent bottle? And iit's not a detergent bottle like you might expect...it's a Toilet Duck bottle. I shudder thinking how a guy might use that...especially in conjunction with a latex glove. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 And iit's not a detergent bottle like you might expect...it's a Toilet Duck bottle. I shudder thinking how a guy might use that...especially in conjunction with a latex glove. Oh well, that is a horse of a whole differnt color. I can see where he is coming from now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 I can see where he is cumming from now. FYP I shudder at the thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 and that a makeshift sex aid constructed from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove had also been left behind. He's llike a drugged out MacGuyver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted September 20, 2007 Author Share Posted September 20, 2007 Back when I was 12 years old I invented the most amazing thing ever. I called it "The Real Feel". It was a fake vagina. Material - -1 Large plastic cup -4 large sponges -a box of rubber gloves -vasoline or KY jelly -Duct tape -thermometer Steps - Take the sponges and cut them down so all four and fit snug into the cup leaving a small space in between the four of them. push rubber glove down in between the four sponges run tap water until it is at 99 degrees - 101 degrees [use thermometer] fill the cup up enough for the sponges to soak up all the water and swell take the end of the rubber glove and pull over over the top of the cup sealing it. Take duct tape and take the end of the glove that is around the mouth of the cup so it doesn't slip or move. insert vasoline/ky of choice and bang away When finished you pull the glove out and throw it away, squeeze the sponge dry. It breaks down into non-conspicuous parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McNasty Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 I use an old army duffel bag, no lube. Cause that's how I roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted September 20, 2007 Share Posted September 20, 2007 Back when I was 12 years old I invented the most amazing thing ever. I called it "The Real Feel". It was a fake vagina. Material - -1 Large plastic cup -4 large sponges -a box of rubber gloves -vasoline or KY jelly -Duct tape -thermometer Steps - Take the sponges and cut them down so all four and fit snug into the cup leaving a small space in between the four of them. push rubber glove down in between the four sponges run tap water until it is at 99 degrees - 101 degrees [use thermometer] fill the cup up enough for the sponges to soak up all the water and swell take the end of the rubber glove and pull over over the top of the cup sealing it. Take duct tape and take the end of the glove that is around the mouth of the cup so it doesn't slip or move. insert vasoline/ky of choice and bang away When finished you pull the glove out and throw it away, squeeze the sponge dry. It breaks down into non-conspicuous parts. The thought that you put into such things is mind boggling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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