Big John Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Yep, DMD, please change his name to Rusty Trombone Actually, CR made this request a couple years ago and DMD said it couldn't be done. Actually needed to be a more extreme case as someone else got his name changed in the meantime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Yep, DMD, please change his name to Rusty Trombone I think Rusty Gun for Hire would be better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted April 6, 2009 Author Share Posted April 6, 2009 Actually, CR made this request a couple years ago and DMD said it couldn't be done. Actually needed to be a more extreme case as someone else got his name changed in the meantime. Â Â If ya'll are using the names as primary key in the database (which would be the only reason it couldn't be changed), then ya'll have one f*cked up schema. Very poor practice. That DBA should be drawn and quartered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Actually, CR made this request a couple years ago and DMD said it couldn't be done. Actually needed to be a more extreme case as someone else got his name changed in the meantime. Â As I often tell my 2 and 4 year olds: "Can't means won't". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 Memphis Elite came my Freshman year in college. I played fantasy football for some serious money on my college campus. I end up winning about 2k that year and people started calling me Memphis Elite. Because I was from Memphis and I was Elite at what I was doing. My name would change now if I could because now I am called by some Memphis Elite U. I can take the worst team on a fantasy football team and tear it apart and make it a championship team on year 3. Where it will be a true dynasty to win multiple championships in a 4 to 5 year period. So in other words my name has aged with me. Makes me feel old writing this now. Â I would like to impregnate you right now and make a baby that will rule the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 You are so awesome that I just tattooed your name on my ass. But your story does raise more questions than it answers: 1. Your name isn't Memphis Elite. It's loyalboyd. This makes the story of how you got the name "Memphis Elite" a little weird. 2. I've never heard of a human male ever giving anyone else a positive nickname for taking their money. If you took "serious money" away from your college freshman buddies, I'd bet your nickname was "fantasy dork" or "dicksmoker". Not because you are, but because people don't like losing money. I'm guessing that maybe nobody in your whole life has ever called you "Memphis Elite" out loud.  Did I ever tell you guys why my username here is Superior Awesomeness? This post deserves the Superior Awesomeness Post of the Day Award! It's 8:15AM here and really, it's all down hill from here. I'm shutting off my interweb because that was some funny sheet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 You are so awesome that I just tattooed your name on my ass. But your story does raise more questions than it answers: 1. Your name isn't Memphis Elite. It's loyalboyd. This makes the story of how you got the name "Memphis Elite" a little weird. 2. I've never heard of a human male ever giving anyone else a positive nickname for taking their money. If you took "serious money" away from your college freshman buddies, I'd bet your nickname was "fantasy dork" or "dicksmoker". Not because you are, but because people don't like losing money. I'm guessing that maybe nobody in your whole life has ever called you "Memphis Elite" out loud.  Did I ever tell you guys why my username here is Superior Awesomeness?   That was the funniest post I've read in a while. Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 I'm a famous musician who toured with the band Menudo. I went on to a solo career and had a hit song, "Livin' La Vida Loca" Â And no matter what anyone tells you, it's not because I Do Men. NTTAWWT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 I'm a famous musician who toured with the band Menudo. I went on to a solo career and had a hit song, "Livin' La Vida Loca" Â And no matter what anyone tells you, it's not because I Do Men. NTTAWWT aka fraternity pledge name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Runt Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 As I often tell my 2 and 4 year olds: "Can't means won't". Â Troof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Runt Posted April 6, 2009 Share Posted April 6, 2009 You are so awesome that I just tattooed your name on my ass. But your story does raise more questions than it answers: 1. Your name isn't Memphis Elite. It's loyalboyd. This makes the story of how you got the name "Memphis Elite" a little weird. 2. I've never heard of a human male ever giving anyone else a positive nickname for taking their money. If you took "serious money" away from your college freshman buddies, I'd bet your nickname was "fantasy dork" or "dicksmoker". Not because you are, but because people don't like losing money. I'm guessing that maybe nobody in your whole life has ever called you "Memphis Elite" out loud.  Did I ever tell you guys why my username here is Superior Awesomeness?   You sir, get props for this reply. I rarely laugh out loud to anything I read on the innernets, but ya got me on this one.  Broncos still got over on the Cutler deal though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shorttynaz Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 (edited) I moved to Phoenix AZ from Indianapolis IN in 1997. I found it easier and cheaper to stay in touch with friends from home by way of AOL instant messager. I'm 6'6" tall and I live "in AZ" or "NAZ". So I created a screen name of ShorttyNAZ. I know Shorty is spelled with one t, but for whatever reason I used 2 t's - therefore i'm ShorttyNAZ. Â Since then the handle or screen name has stuck with everything I do online - Xbox Live, other forums, etc. Edited May 14, 2009 by Shorttynaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lions suck Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Mine rather speaks for itsself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS Miscreant Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 Beer Swilling Miscreants was the name of my first FF team in honor of my fellow league mates. I later realized that I too was just as much of one as anyone else. Later shortened to BS because of how it relates to posting on the boards and the fact that it annoyed me that my name took up two lines when posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetsfan Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I sell jet-powered sfans for a living. They are much like thneeds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted May 18, 2009 Share Posted May 18, 2009 I sell jet-powered sfans for a living. They are much like thneeds. Keeping this one in mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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