General Itals Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 (edited) A Horse, A Chicken & the Corvette: On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Corvette. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny new Corvette, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's Corvette, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful V-6 wngine, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Corvette back to the farmhouse and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned. The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his horsehood and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life. The moral of the story? (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!) "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Corvette To Pick Up Chicks" Edited June 4, 2009 by General Itals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double Agent Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 powerful V-6 engine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 powerful V-6 engine I blame Obama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Itals Posted June 4, 2009 Author Share Posted June 4, 2009 powerful V-6 engine Actually, I thought that was the funniest part of the joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Actually, I thought that was the funniest part of the joke. I'll slap a 383 crate motor in the pieces of crap that'll be on the road in 2016. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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