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Does being an ex military police officer qualify for this league? Cause....ummmmm...ya know....sounds like you could use some help here is all I'm say'n. BTW: You peeps do a live draft? Yeah??? At a bar or something? Yeah???

 

:lol:

 

Leave it to you brother! :tup:

 

Naw, sorry brah. We keep it very low key and non-public for obvious reasons. Basic yahoo, auto-draft. I take winner to lunch. If I win, group takes me. :wacko: We are VERY careful about the gambling/gift regs we have to live by. All for fun. You wanna travel to Houston the next time I have a pool party for my group? You are gonna have to get through their "brothers" to even get a wiff! They are very protective of "their" girls.

 

Though "One Big TD" is my favorite team name because of the fight, spirit and acceptance this inspirational woman has in her life, the HOT name is "Below My Navel" (you can't help but try to visualize :rofl: ). Dude, this girl is sweet, smart and SMOKIN' hot (and single, not gay). I have no idea how she ended up in Law Enforcement. She came from a State agency and used to work vice. She helped break up her share of "escort services" before becoming a Fed. She is as cool as a cucumber and one of the best UC agents I have ever seen. Her looks really take targets, especially male ones, completely off guard. All they are tryin' to do is get in her pants and they have no idea what hits them when we take 'em down.

 

Too funny! :bow:

 

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:rofl: Edited by McBoog

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A few more stolen from the innerwebs...

 

2 Girls, 1 Succop

Amendola, Dola Billz Y'all

She Gives Woodhead

Me and Julio Down by the Endzone

Belichick Yourself

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I am

Whatsuhmahjuhwhosit

Breaston Plants (funny I work for a company that makes breast implants)

 

also had Whalers on the Moon

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I have Jahvid Best and Davone Bess this year, and the perfect name came to me last night - "Best of the Bess."

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I have LeGarrette Blount in a couple of leagues.....went with the Blazing Blounts

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