dmarc117 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 rich people don't go ta jail.....maybe she will Bobbit'm and then see if he wants any help Well hey that's normal, people get away w/that all the time; not like he's getting special treatment or anything. lol @ getting your ass kicked by your wife and running scared to your car to get away. I'm amazed he can drive a golf ball as far as he does. supposedly you dont haveto talk to the fuzz. just have to give em your license, registration, and insurance. rich people know that cause they have the lawyers to tell them that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Don't ever talk to the cops. Ever. It should be rule number one for everyone. It will get you out of almost everything if you simply don't open your mouth. Seriously. They want you to incriminate yourself. They are not on your side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Don't ever talk to the cops. Ever. It should be rule number one for everyone. It will get you out of almost everything if you simply don't open your mouth. Seriously. They want you to incriminate yourself. They are not on your side. yep...admit nothing. do exactly the opposite of what your taught while young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Run around with scissors, says Oinky the Runaroundwithscissors Pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Well hey that's normal, people get away w/that all the time; not like he's getting special treatment or anything. lol @ getting your ass kicked by your wife and running scared to your car to get away. I'm amazed he can drive a golf ball as far as he does. Dude was tired. I mean LOOK at his wife and supposed mistress. It's a wonder he doesn't need IV fluids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 yep...admit nothing. do exactly the opposite of what your taught while young. Although this deals with the 5th Amendment, it should be required watching for EVERYONE. It has saved me a few times. Just a few months ago, I was pulled for a rolling stop (even though I stopped). The police officer tried to get me to admit it. I said nothing and answered nothing. I simply obeyed his commands to hand over my license, registration and proof of insurance. I never said a single word about the incident to him. It works. In this day and age, when too many police officers are nothing more than glorified tax collectors trying to dig their localities out of debt, it will save you a ton. Dont Talk to Police. Best 48 minutes you'll watch to save you from the po po. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Not sure this is true or not, but if it is, Supposedly Tiger was talking to a friend the day before his accident and said this: During the phone conversation on Friday, Tiger told his friend, "I have to run to Zales to get a 'Kobe Special.'" The person on the other end of the phone asked Tiger what a "Kobe Special" was. The reply -- "A house on a finger." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Not sure this is true or not, but if it is, Supposedly Tiger was talking to a friend the day before his accident and said this: During the phone conversation on Friday, Tiger told his friend, "I have to run to Zales to get a 'Kobe Special.'" The person on the other end of the phone asked Tiger what a "Kobe Special" was. The reply -- "A house on a finger." LOL two things.....some friend. ok, talk to you later tiger. hello, tmz. and tiger aint going to zales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 He went to Jared? Dont Talk to Police. Best 48 minutes you'll watch to save you from the po po. The "po po?" Is that some ghetto thing, like takin it to da hizzhouse? Speaking of which, apparently this guy is speaking from and/or work(ed) in Hampton Roads, VA area. Amazing that he could make a living as a criminal defense lawyer there. Seriously! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 c'mon people. they argued about the affair. she scratched up his face. he said i'm outta here. he storms out. she grabs the club and chases. she wails on the window. he's distracted. he hits hydrant, tree. can't hide a hit hydrant. she panics. calls police, makes up story. This is what I'm thinking... 2) Where on the ground is the broken glass from the rear window? Good question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 ad in today's wall street journal ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmarc117 Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 not golfing this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameltosis Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 The "po po?" Is that some ghetto thing, like takin it to da hizzhouse? Its spelled hizzouse yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 not golfing this week. who'da thunk that a cut lip would take more than a week to heal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeeR Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Its spelled hizzouse yo. lol I mean, word. :sticks out fingers in spiderman-like fashion: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 who'da thunk that a cut lip would take more than a week to heal? what a weak dik "I am extremely disappointed that I will not be at my tournament this week," Woods said. "I am certain it will be an outstanding event and I'm very sorry that I can't be there." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 That's what Tiger Cumstein gets for night putting with the Dean's daughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rajncajn Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 what a weak dik "I am extremely disappointed that I will not be at my tournament this week," Woods said. "I am certain it will be an outstanding event and I'm very sorry that I can't be there." I would think he just wants to keep the media circus away from the tournament. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I would think he just wants to keep the media circus away from the tournament. i know you disagree with everything i say but c'mon it's his tournament...ya gotta suck it up for the course and fans that are punchin yer meal ticket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 I would think he just wants to keep out of the media circus [st]away from[/st] that will be at the tournament. Fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 who'da thunk that a cut lip would take more than a week to heal? Dude, lets see you go to work after you get hit in the grille with a golf club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menudo Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 who'da thunk that a cut lip would take more than a week to heal? Hines Ward said that he should get his ass out there on the course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyBalata Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 i know you disagree with everything i say but c'mon it's his tournament...ya gotta suck it up for the course and fans that are punchin yer meal ticket Well, his drs did advise against travel seeing as he may have concussion related symptoms. The PGA Tour has been way ahead of the NFL in making sure they're players aren't returning to action too soon after suffering concussions. (see john daly) But some fans just don't seem to care about the health of their players, they only care about their own entertainment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 What's the chance that the "mistress" just made the whole thing up in order to get famous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zooty Posted December 1, 2009 Share Posted December 1, 2009 Hines Ward said that he should get his ass out there on the course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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