Brentastic Posted March 24, 2010 Author Share Posted March 24, 2010 Picture please... Will a flat earth do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Will a flat earth do? That is purty no doubt, but certainly not a majority through history. Then again, you start throwing in the religious wackos of the last 4-5K years, that is definitely on the majority side! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted March 24, 2010 Author Share Posted March 24, 2010 I however, wish the best to Brent, his wife and baby, the whole lot of them. I won't leave you out Brent. Thanks, BC. Is that only because you defeated me in BDITH this season? Nonetheless, I'll take it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 I am scheduled for an epidural on Friday but as far as I know I am not prego Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 I am scheduled for an epidural on Friday but as far as I know I am not prego  Does this mean I don't have to come to the couples baby shower anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 (edited) Does this mean I don't have to come to the couples baby shower anymore? just send a gift & you will be all good Edited March 24, 2010 by keggerz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Does this mean I don't have to come to the couples baby shower anymore? How about the couples shower with spain and twiley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 I think you should induce once Neptune is in the house of Aquarius... we're talking total retrograde and the dissolution of boundaries. Grab Karma by the balls and make it your bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 (edited) The date of birth of your beautiful daughter has been already determined by God. Therefore when she comes she comes at a cosmically correct time .  I remember when my oldest was born. My wife started crowning at 11 58 pm on 1-26. I wanted my daughter to have the same birthday as tbone 65 so I pushed the doctor out of the way and made the heisman pose. My extended arm was holding my daughter in my wifes vagina which I did for 120 seconds. At the strike of dawn I let go the kid flew out and all was right in the world  Edit to add: seriously congrats and God bless to you and yours Edited March 24, 2010 by whomper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 The date of birth of your beautiful daughter has been already determined by God. Therefore when she comes she comes at a cosmically correct time .  I remember when my oldest was born. My wife started crowning at 11 58 pm on 1-26. I wanted my daughter to have the same birthday as tbone 65 so I pushed the doctor out of the way and made the heisman pose. My extended arm was holding my daughter in my wifes vagina which I did for 120 seconds. At the strike of dawn I let go the kid flew out and all was right in the world  Edit to add: seriously congrats and God bless to you and yours  No wonder your kids stay awake all night. They have been holding back since the day they were born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 The date of birth of your beautiful daughter has been already determined by God. Therefore when she comes she comes at a cosmically correct time .  I remember when my oldest was born. My wife started crowning at 11 58 pm on 1-26. I wanted my daughter to have the same birthday as tbone 65 so I pushed the doctor out of the way and made the heisman pose. My extended arm was holding my daughter in my wifes vagina which I did for 120 seconds. At the strike of dawn I let go the kid flew out and all was right in the world  Edit to add: seriously congrats and God bless to you and yours  12:00AM baby? Same here...on Christmas Eve morning. :highfive: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brentastic Posted March 24, 2010 Author Share Posted March 24, 2010 I think you should induce once Neptune is in the house of Aquarius... we're talking total retrograde and the dissolution of boundaries. Grab Karma by the balls and make it your bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geeteebee Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 The date of birth of your beautiful daughter has been already determined by God. Therefore when she comes she comes at a cosmically correct time .  I remember when my oldest was born. My wife started crowning at 11 58 pm on 1-26. I wanted my daughter to have the same birthday as tbone 65 so I pushed the doctor out of the way and made the heisman pose. My extended arm was holding my daughter in my wifes vagina which I did for 120 seconds. At the strike of dawn I let go the kid flew out and all was right in the world  Edit to add: seriously congrats and God bless to you and yours  And on the second day, whomper rested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 The date of birth of your beautiful daughter has been already determined by God. Therefore when she comes she comes at a cosmically correct time .  I remember when my oldest was born. My wife started crowning at 11 58 pm on 1-26. I wanted my daughter to have the same birthday as tbone 65 so I pushed the doctor out of the way and made the heisman pose. My extended arm was holding my daughter in my wifes vagina which I did for 120 seconds. At the strike of dawn I let go the kid flew out and all was right in the world  Edit to add: seriously congrats and God bless to you and yours With the time zone difference taken into effect, that was about the same time my mother passed away, so I am seeing some of her in your daughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Circle of Life, this thread has Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 The date of birth of your beautiful daughter has been already determined by God. Therefore when she comes she comes at a cosmically correct time .  I remember when my oldest was born. My wife started crowning at 11 58 pm on 1-26. I wanted my daughter to have the same birthday as tbone 65 so I pushed the doctor out of the way and made the heisman pose. My extended arm was holding my daughter in my wifes vagina which I did for 120 seconds. At the strike of dawn I let go the kid flew out and all was right in the world  Edit to add: seriously congrats and God bless to you and yours  Awesome. Now think, if you had held her off to my birthday, she would be 6'5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czarina Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 I don't know if the doc has weighed in yet, but here's my 2 cents. Â Babies are due when they're due. Unless there's some medical impediment to the birth process, I believe labor starts when it's supposed to for each individual baby. So many women I know were induced only to have it "not work". IMO, it's because they simply weren't ready yet. Â Do I think it's going to harm your child to have an induction? No. I guess it's just a question of starting down the intervention path and you're more likely to end up going with a C section than if you don't do the induction. Which is major surgery. Â Oh and to whoever talked about that little drug that "speeds up the process". It's evil, evil stuff (purely my opinion). Instead of having normal contractions, it's pretty much like having just one continuous max strength contraction. Â I say let nature take its course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Â Awesome. Now think, if you had held her off to my birthday, she would be 6'5. Hold off to July 10? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Â Awesome. Now think, if you had held her off to my birthday, she would be 6'5. Â Speaking of kids...that's a nice minivan you're rocking down the street now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Like Soup Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 (edited) Speaking of kids...that's a nice minivan you're rocking down the street now. Â Yeah, well, I'm gonna replace that thing with an R63 AMG "minivan" that has 507 hp and can outrun TimC and his little peenerVette! Edited March 24, 2010 by I Like Soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 So, I'm curious what you all think about this approach - being induced rather than waiting for your water to break and have steady contractions? I really don't like the idea at all but maybe I'm overreacting. I need some huddle input on this. Uh, basically I agree about 100% with Chargerz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chavez Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Oh and to whoever talked about that little drug that "speeds up the process". It's evil, evil stuff (purely my opinion). Instead of having normal contractions, it's pretty much like having just one continuous max strength contraction. I just hope to heck it was Pitocin and not Cytotec. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 Â Awesome. Now think, if you had held her off to my birthday, she would be 6'5. Â Â Hold off to July 10? Â Â That would be one hell of a kegel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 That would be one hell of a kegel. Â And Brent would be a very, very, very, very, very lucky man . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted March 24, 2010 Share Posted March 24, 2010 My wife was induced for the birth of both our kids. It's nice to be able to plan stuff out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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