General Itals Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 So, the wife is away for the weekend to help her BFF in Florida prepare for her wedding. I haven't known freedom for nearly four years. What should I do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Start with A for a couple of hours, then throw in a little of C just so you can tell her that you were thinking of her, then take nap and rest up for some heavy B & D. Have fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 I was torn between sitting around in your skivvies, partying it up, and Puddy. Went with partying it up. Assuming it's a Friday-Sunday affair, you can party on either Friday or Saturday night, sit around in your skivvies on the night you don't go out (nursing a hangover if it's Saturday), and then wake up on Sunday and start the honey-do list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Why no "Hookers & Blow" option? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Itals Posted September 4, 2010 Author Share Posted September 4, 2010 Why no "Hookers & Blow" option? Maybe I should have made it a "party like it's 1989" option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Itals Posted September 4, 2010 Author Share Posted September 4, 2010 (edited) I was torn between sitting around in your skivvies, partying it up, and Puddy. Went with partying it up. Assuming it's a Friday-Sunday affair, you can party on either Friday or Saturday night, sit around in your skivvies on the night you don't go out (nursing a hangover if it's Saturday), and then wake up on Sunday and start the honey-do list. Ah, yes!!!! The sampler package! An awesome option. Hopefully, I don't get so sucked up into the first one I choose that I just stick with it the whole weekend. Edited September 4, 2010 by General Itals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Ah, yes!!!! The sampler package! An awesome option. Hopefully, I don't get so sucked up into the first one I choose that I just stick with it the whole weekend. I obviously speak from experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twiley Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 No brainer, party like it's 1999 the first night then like it's 1989 the second night. Lay around the next day like a wet noodle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 No brainer, party like it's 1999 the first night then like it's 1989 the second night. Lay around the next day like a wet noodle. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Itals Posted September 4, 2010 Author Share Posted September 4, 2010 I', seven bears and twp rum an coles onto the day! Woooooooo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 I', seven bears and twp rum an coles onto the day! Woooooooo! I had 7 bears once.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 I', seven bears and twp rum an coles onto the day! Woooooooo! If this is legit... + + Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayItAintSoJoe Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 I voted for the first option because it's the closest thing to doing absolutely nothing. It sort of reminds of that line from the movie Office Space. Michael Bolton: Peter, you're in deep diaper dirt. You were supposed to come in on Saturday. What were you doing? Peter Gibbons: Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 I'm suddenly uncomfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 I'm suddenly uncomfortable. No pregnancy will be involved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Itals Posted September 5, 2010 Author Share Posted September 5, 2010 Soooo, it was about 1AM last night and I'm talking to my friend's wife in her kitchen and she's looking at me like I'm retarded. That's when I realize I'm not speaking in English! How embarassing. :headslap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 I'm suddenly uncomfortable. What time did the General show up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Itals Posted September 6, 2010 Author Share Posted September 6, 2010 Sunday afternoon I decide to tackle the honey do list. Start to tear out wood beams that border the back garden which is almost entirely in shade. Five minutes into it I wrench my back. Have been laying on the couch in my skivvies ever since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Sunday afternoon I decide to tackle the honey do list. Start to tear out wood beams that border the back garden which is almost entirely in shade. Five minutes into it I wrench my back. Have been laying on the couch in my skivvies ever since. it all comes full circle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonkis Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Sunday afternoon I decide to tackle the honey do list. Start to tear out wood beams that border the back garden which is almost entirely in shade. Five minutes into it I wrench my back. Have been laying on the couch in my skivvies ever since. Don't forget to get or forge a doctors excuse!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 My wife and SIL are going out of town next weekend. Me and the BIL are taking the kids to the deer lease. I need to put some carpet in a stand, and set up a tripod for bow season. That will take about two hours Friday afternoon. After that, it is a lot of target practice with the kids, driving around the lease on in my new toy, and eating way too much red meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 My Wife and daughters spent a few days at their friends beach house during the summer. It was mid week so I had to work and couldnt join them. Uninterupted time to myself was nice for a few days. I worked out undistracted. I watched whatever I wanted on TV. Whacked it like a 14 year old with a stack of playboys. Watched fantasy baseball. I didnt party much. just had a few beers at night. If it wasnt during the week and was a weekend and I didnt have to work i would have probably gone out and partied 1 of the nights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caveman_Nick Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Sunday afternoon I decide to tackle the honey do list. Start to tear out wood beams that border the back garden which is almost entirely in shade. Five minutes into it I wrench my back. Have been laying on the couch in my skivvies ever since. Which leaves plenty of time to order the little soldier around... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 I completely let my "alone" weekend go bye without any real partying... Friday I left the office around 3:30 to study depth charts, top 100, cheat sheets, etc... for the draft the next day. Cracked a beer at 3:45, cracked another at 3:55, cracked another at 4:10, cracked another at 4:30, cracked another at 4:45... Got about 7 in me and saw it was around 5:30 and started looking for friends to go out with, no luck. Around 8/8:30 or so I had killed a 12 pack, my phone starts buzzing got a text from a buddy of mine, "I'm on my way". I texted back, "12 pack gone, going to bed". While I'm attempting to hammer those words out I get another text, "At the gate". So I open the gate and my buddy comes in, I'm hammered, we drink about 2 beers a piece while watching the final 2/3rds of Hot Tub TIme Machine (which incidentally is freaking hilarious). Movie ends, my buddy is like, "hey you wanna go grab a beer?" All I can do is snort and shake my head at this point. Woke up Saturday at 7:00 AM, cut the yard at the old house, went to the dump, got home and then realized that my draft was that evening... Had no recollection of any thing I had studied past, oh, say, 7:00 the previous night. Went to the draft, which started at 6:00, one of the guys planes was delayed so the draft didn't start until 8 or so and finished around 12:30. Only drank a few drinks because the wife left me with the dog and the drive home is about 45 minutes... My team sucked, I was half sober, extremely tired, but when I got home the dog was happy to see me and glad I hadn't left him all night. Fun times when you and all of your friends are married....................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delicious_bass Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 So, the wife is away for the weekend to help her BFF in Florida prepare for her wedding. I haven't known freedom for nearly four years. What should I do? Wish I woulda seen this earlier. Woulda told you to grab a few buddies and get out to the Fair saturday. Get your eat/drink on whilst oogling the hot young things in short shorts eating food off a stick. And then you could have seen KISS in the grandstand to boot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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