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A man is driving to work one morning and gets into a horrible accident. When he wakes up in the hospital his doctor explains that while they were trying to remove him from the car, his penis was amputated.

 

After the doctor told him what happened, he explained that lucky for him, he lives in a time where medical science can be used to rebuild his penis and that his accidental death and dismemberment insurance policy had already issued him a check fo 7000 dollars.

 

The doctor when on to explain that he should sit down with his wife and determine how large his new penis should be. Because if he got it larger than what he had before it may be too painful for his wife. If he went cheap, he could get a smaller penis for half the cost, but his wife being use to one size may not get as much pleasure as she had before. Or, he could stick with what he had before, but not many men get the opportunity to change it.

 

So talk to your wife, he told him, and make a decision. And that he would stop by tomorrow for his decision.

 

The next day the doctor stopped in and asked, did you talk to your wife?

 

Yes i did

 

Well what's the decision....

 

 

 

Doc, we are getting Granite countertops.....

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