KICK A$$ BLASTER Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Wacko... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Bobbitt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whoopazz Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Talk about dismembered... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wolf Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 Ha...and women claim that they don't have "penis envy..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 (edited) She's clearly a cut above the rest. Edited July 12, 2011 by buddahj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 A man is driving to work one morning and gets into a horrible accident. When he wakes up in the hospital his doctor explains that while they were trying to remove him from the car, his penis was amputated. After the doctor told him what happened, he explained that lucky for him, he lives in a time where medical science can be used to rebuild his penis and that his accidental death and dismemberment insurance policy had already issued him a check fo 7000 dollars. The doctor when on to explain that he should sit down with his wife and determine how large his new penis should be. Because if he got it larger than what he had before it may be too painful for his wife. If he went cheap, he could get a smaller penis for half the cost, but his wife being use to one size may not get as much pleasure as she had before. Or, he could stick with what he had before, but not many men get the opportunity to change it. So talk to your wife, he told him, and make a decision. And that he would stop by tomorrow for his decision. The next day the doctor stopped in and asked, did you talk to your wife? Yes i did Well what's the decision.... Doc, we are getting Granite countertops..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fingfootball Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 I broke my toe last night and had to work all day today in agony. After seeing this my toe doesnt hurt nearly as bad. Thank You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fingfootball Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 ok, how did you break it? I have a feeling this should be funny Nothing too comical. Racing around trying to get my sons bathed and in bed and stubbed it on the ottoman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 She's clearly a cut above the rest. Incisive comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mucca Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 So I guess his new nickname is , no Pecker Becker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 This is my favorite part of the article: Lourdes Painter, who lives in the unit below the victim's, said the couple was married in December but never heard the couple have problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Nothing too comical. Racing around trying to get my sons bathed and in bed and stubbed it on the ottoman. Dick Van Dyke is in the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dug Posted July 13, 2011 Share Posted July 13, 2011 Catherine "Pecker Wrecker" Becker now that's a mouthful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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