matt770 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 http://www.huffingto...ref=mostpopular Thieves stole a man's penis while he slept, according to police. Fei Lin, 41, of the Niqiao village near Wenling City, in east China’s Zhejiang province, told police he was asleep when the thieves burst into his room and put a bag over his head, according to CEN/EUROPICS and as reported in the Daily Star. "They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off," Lin said. "I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone." Police believe the attackers were jealous lovers of several local women whom Lin was having affairs with, the Austrian Times reported. Lin denied taking part in any infidelity. Emergency workers and police searched for Lin's anatomy but turned up nothing, according to TNT Magazine. The penis thieves are nowhere to be found, but police said they're looking for the jealous lovers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrab Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 He felt nothing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 He felt nothing? With a VERY sharp knife and a heavy sleeper, I could possibly believe that. It does seem weird though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Must have been a small blade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Jack Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 I cut the tip of my finger off when working in a kitchen as a teen. I did not notice what had happened until I looked down at what I was doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 With a VERY sharp knife and a heavy sleeper, I could possibly believe that. It does seem weird though. But he seems to have been woken up by the initial assault. So now it needs to be a very, very sharp knofe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Must have been Hattori Hanzo Steel to be so sharp it left no pain. Imagine the Chinese using Japanese implements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 "They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off," Lin said. "I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone." I guess he was Fei lin no pain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Penis ninjas??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Talk about getting cock blocked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 911 what's your emergency? Somebody took my dick! Your dick? Yea my dick! Who is dick? Mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Penis ninjas??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbpfan1231 Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Who would do that? Sounds like a couple of pricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 No way the prime piece of evidence stands up in court, or anywhere else for that matter, not after what they did to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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