Chargerz Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 (edited) Ted's Scrotum The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Ted, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Ted must have experienced. "Ted was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Ted's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place." Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Ted. "Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Ted is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say. A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Ted Smith." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum.." Edited July 30, 2012 by Chargerz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gbpfan1231 Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 What happens to this thread when tomorrow comes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 What happens to this thread when tomorrow comes? And a Monday church service? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted July 30, 2012 Author Share Posted July 30, 2012 What happens to this thread when tomorrow comes? And a Monday church service? I think you both are missing the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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