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Celebrating 30 years


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On Tuesday September 4th. What is the event? :coffee:

 

 

It is the 30th Anniversary of the war of the vegetables – the Wicker Army lead by a mutant potato Emperor Gratin verse Bob the Spiritual Tomato in the Garden of Love’s vegetable army

 

On Sept 4th, 1982 at 5:13 am ET a giant potato and tomato which had been orbiting the sun for 5,000 years entered the Earth’s atmosphere at 18,000 kps. The potato smashed in to a wicker furniture story in upstate New York. The cosmic radiation from the potato caused all of the wicker furniture to become self aware with the singular desire to eradicate all puddings globally. At the same time, the tomato crashed in the center of a large, hippie/vegan co-op farm on the eastern shore of Maryland. Again, cosmic radiation from the tomato this time caused all of the various vegetables to become self aware and want to protect humanity from the anti-pudding army of wicker.

 

For 30 years now the two sides have waged war yet it has always been a stale mate.

 

One of the biggest victories for the wicker army came in 1984. A wicker papasan chair general invaded the Jello pudding factory following general order #34 – to contaminate all pudding with a chemical that would make people love Bill Cosby. We all became so distracted between 1984 – 1992 that we didn’t notice how all of the pudding was being replaced by the stuff from the movie, “The Stuff.” That gave rise to our infatuation with reality TV in the mid to late 90s.

 

For the vegetable army, their biggest victory came when a crack squad of stealth green beans slipped behind enemy lines and performed an ‘Inception’ of an idea in to the mind of the CEO of Pepsi. We all know the outcome of this – Crystal Pepsi. We all were ticked off about it and didn’t notice when a pumpkin attack group lead by a cucumber passed along the script for ‘Wild, Wild West’ which went on to be made and put up on the silver screen years later.

 

Oh the horrors….

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It is the 30th Anniversary of the war of the vegetables – the Wicker Army lead by a mutant potato Emperor Gratin verse Bob the Spiritual Tomato in the Garden of Love’s vegetable army

 

On Sept 4th, 1982 at 5:13 am ET a giant potato and tomato which had been orbiting the sun for 5,000 years entered the Earth’s atmosphere at 18,000 kps. The potato smashed in to a wicker furniture story in upstate New York. The cosmic radiation from the potato caused all of the wicker furniture to become self aware with the singular desire to eradicate all puddings globally. At the same time, the tomato crashed in the center of a large, hippie/vegan co-op farm on the eastern shore of Maryland. Again, cosmic radiation from the tomato this time caused all of the various vegetables to become self aware and want to protect humanity from the anti-pudding army of wicker.

 

For 30 years now the two sides have waged war yet it has always been a stale mate.

 

One of the biggest victories for the wicker army came in 1984. A wicker papasan chair general invaded the Jello pudding factory following general order #34 – to contaminate all pudding with a chemical that would make people love Bill Cosby. We all became so distracted between 1984 – 1992 that we didn’t notice how all of the pudding was being replaced by the stuff from the movie, “The Stuff.” That gave rise to our infatuation with reality TV in the mid to late 90s.

 

For the vegetable army, their biggest victory came when a crack squad of stealth green beans slipped behind enemy lines and performed an ‘Inception’ of an idea in to the mind of the CEO of Pepsi. We all know the outcome of this – Crystal Pepsi. We all were ticked off about it and didn’t notice when a pumpkin attack group lead by a cucumber passed along the script for ‘Wild, Wild West’ which went on to be made and put up on the silver screen years later.

 

Oh the horrors….

 

 

Beat me to it.

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