Ditkaless Wonders Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Nice round number. Well done. Keep after it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunday Couch Potatoe Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 TIMEOUT Taz, i challenge you to stop drinkin for yer family then for yerself I've been sober over 100 days now. you win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 I've been sober over 100 days now. on the past 100 days. Now plan on your next 100 sober days instead of planning your next drunk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 on the past 100 days. Now plan on your next 100 sober days instead of planning your next drunk. But how will I be able to contribute such glorious stories to this post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 But how will I be able to contribute such glorious stories to this post? Believe me we'll manage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 But how will I be able to contribute such glorious stories to this post? Your past stories could be used as a "scared straight" scenario. No need to create any new ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Oh, god... where to start. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 But how will I be able to contribute such glorious stories to this post? maybe this from your facebook page from Thursday has some folks here worried Next Friday I celebrate in LA. Let's make some plans and have some drinks!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 (edited) Ok enough about me being sober. That's boring and ultimately not in line with the topic at hand. I wanna hear some crazy drunk stories...makes me feel all giddy inside knowing others get drunk and do dumb ass CHIPS AHOY!. Edited September 9, 2012 by tazinib1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 /thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Don't get me started on LSD stories. This Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 LSD, Cocaine, Pot, Hash, Love Boat, Green..........and I wonder how I am still alive probably preserved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 LSD, Cocaine, Pot, Hash, Love Boat, Green..........and I wonder how I am still alive probably preserved +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 LSD, Cocaine, Pot, Hash, Love Boat, Green..........and I wonder how I am still alive probably preserved Love Boat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Love Boat? He used to date Isaac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 (edited) When I was a freshman in High School , a friend and I decided it would be a great idea to drink before basketball practice. We went to my house and drank blenders full of screwdrivers. So we started walking to practice completely smashed. There was snow on the ground. A little kid from the neighborhood hit me with a snowball right in the neck. The snow slid down the front of my shirt. It put me in shock and I passed out and the first thing to hit was my head off the curb. Ambulance called. The next thing I remember was waking up 24 hours later with my dad standing over me in the hospital calling me a dumb ass. Edited September 9, 2012 by whomper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 When I was a freshman in High School , a friend and I decided it would be a great idea to drink before basketball practice. We went to my house and drank blenders full of screwdrivers. So we started walking to practice completely smashed. There was snow on the ground. A little kid from the neighborhood hit me with a snowball right in the neck. The snow slid down the front of my shirt. It put me in shock and I passed out and the first thing to hit was my head off the curb. Ambulance called. The next thing I remember was waking up 24 hours later with my dad standing over me in the hospital calling me a dumb ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted September 9, 2012 Author Share Posted September 9, 2012 Hey howbout that St Patricks Day green puke on the concrete, everybodies miscalculated that right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 I remember meeting this chick and talking her into that I was related to the Mars family. She was so drunk she couldn't find the bathroom in the trunk of my car. So we ended up banging again. I wonder whatever happened to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunday Couch Potatoe Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 I remember meeting this chick and talking her into that I was related to the Mars family. She was so drunk she couldn't find the bathroom in the trunk of my car. So we ended up banging again. I wonder whatever happened to her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Love Boat? Kind of like green. The cheapest homegrown brown Josh Gordon mixed with embalming fluid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Sarasota Herald Tribune - Lakeland MAN'S PENIS STUCK IN POOL Police and paramedics made an early morning call to a motel to free a 33-year-old man whose penis was caught in a swimming pool suction fitting. A clerk at the Scottish Inn motel made a 911 call at 4:45 a.m. Friday, saying the 33-year-old man was trapped in part of the pool's filtration system. "As I approached the man," a police officer wrote in his report, "I could see his pants were down to his knees and his penis was stuck in a suction hole." The pool's pump was shut off before paramedics arrived, but the man still could not free himself because his penis had become swollen in the small hole. Paramedics inserted a lubricant around the suction fitting, and after about 40 minutes, authorities were able to free the man. The man told police he had been stuck more than four hours. He was treated at Lakeland Regional Medical Center and released. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Paramedics inserted a lubricant around the suction fitting, Paramedic #1: You do it. Paramedic #2: You do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazinib1 Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Paramedic #1: You do it. Paramedic #2: You do it. Richard Simmons dressed as Paramedic #3: "I'll do it!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 What happens in Vegas...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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