Ditkaless Wonders Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 Sarasota Herald Tribune - Lakeland MAN'S PENIS STUCK IN POOL Police and paramedics made an early morning call to a motel to free a 33-year-old man whose penis was caught in a swimming pool suction fitting. A clerk at the Scottish Inn motel made a 911 call at 4:45 a.m. Friday, saying the 33-year-old man was trapped in part of the pool's filtration system. "As I approached the man," a police officer wrote in his report, "I could see his pants were down to his knees and his penis was stuck in a suction hole." The pool's pump was shut off before paramedics arrived, but the man still could not free himself because his penis had become swollen in the small hole. Paramedics inserted a lubricant around the suction fitting, and after about 40 minutes, authorities were able to free the man. The man told police he had been stuck more than four hours. He was treated at Lakeland Regional Medical Center and released. If it lasts more than four hours I thought you were supposed to call a doctor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yo mama Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 I remember meeting this chick and talking her into that I was related to the Mars family. She was so drunk she couldn't find the bathroom in the trunk of my car. So we ended up banging again. I wonder whatever happened to her. She probably became the minority leader of the US House of Representatives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrab Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 "fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life" - Dean Wormer, Animal House Flounder: I can't believe I just threw up in front of Dean Wormer Bluto: You didn't throw up in front of him, you threw up on him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 All I did was have bit to much to drink and I picked the wrong precinct got picked up by the law and now I ain't got time to think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 I once got so drunk that moneymakers and nukes posts became crystal clear in moments of pure clarity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEC=UGA Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 I once got so drunk that moneymakers and nukes posts became crystal clear in moments of pure clarity Redundant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westvirginia Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 (edited) Redundant. And superfluous. Edited September 13, 2012 by westvirginia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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