detlef Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Dude, if you want to get drunk, just freaking drink. Didn't your parents teach you anything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddahj Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 I caught this on the news tonight. Pretty ghey if you ask me. I guess getting "butt drunk" is the new college fad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 This isn't new. Though I'm more worried about the social implications. Is there a party where everybody is just getting enemas? That is beyond awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Oh those crazy kids... Next thing ya know they'll start a thread about farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 leave it to bunch of gheys livin tagether ta ruin "Happy Hour" :Ratpackturnsoveringrave: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 You mean you guys have never shoved a hose up your ass and had your buddies pour beer into your anuses? You guys need to get your heads out of your asses. Pun intended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 You mean you guys have never shoved a hose up your ass and had your buddies pour beer into your anuses? You guys need to get your heads out of your asses. Pun intended. spose if all ya got is PBR and trust yer friends sorry i blew up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted September 26, 2012 Author Share Posted September 26, 2012 You mean you guys have never shoved a hose up your ass and had your buddies pour beer into your anuses? You guys need to get your heads out of your asses. Pun intended. I mean, who amongst us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delicious_bass Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 (edited) In addition to this kind of thing, I have read that they're finding some kids are soaking tampons in vodka and then, um, inserting them. Same goal I guess...get drunk faster and no alcohol on the breath. Pretty friggin dangerous (not to mention disgusting) way to get a buzz on Edited September 26, 2012 by Delicious_bass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Country Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Don't knock it till you try it. Just sayin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted September 26, 2012 Author Share Posted September 26, 2012 Now, I completely understand that I'm at a different stage in my life than these kids but the funny thing for me is that I often find the actual booze part of drinking to be the part I'm least interested in. I love wine, good beer, and a well made cocktail. I love them, actually, because they taste so freaking good. I can't tell you how many times I wished I could just magically turn off the booze part because I'm a party with a bunch of amazinging different wines, beers, or quality spirits and would love to just keep drinking. But, of course, you can't. Either you've got to drive or, at very least, continue to stand and not feel like crap the next day. This is not to say that I don't enjoy taking the edge off a long day with a drink or two, but, the taste or the inspired pairings with food is what I love most of all. Of course, I'm obviously drinking stuff of a higher quality than one would choose to take analy. So, given my relationship with booze, the absolute last part of the equation that I want to skip is the actual drinking part. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Now, I completely understand that I'm at a different stage in my life than these kids but the funny thing for me is that I often find the actual booze part of drinking to be the part I'm least interested in. I love wine, good beer, and a well made cocktail. I love them, actually, because they taste so freaking good. I can't tell you how many times I wished I could just magically turn off the booze part because I'm a party with a bunch of amazinging different wines, beers, or quality spirits and would love to just keep drinking. But, of course, you can't. Either you've got to drive or, at very least, continue to stand and not feel like crap the next day. This is not to say that I don't enjoy taking the edge off a long day with a drink or two, but, the taste or the inspired pairings with food is what I love most of all. Of course, I'm obviously drinking stuff of a higher quality than one would choose to take analy. So, given my relationship with booze, the absolute last part of the equation that I want to skip is the actual drinking part. Well, we've already established that you're a food snob who doesn't like kids or guns or hot weather, but now you're telling us you wish alcoholic beverages didn't have alcohol? That's the last straw, welcome to my ignore list, buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 (edited) I read an article written by a woman reporter who tried this. First of all, she said it burned like hell. She couldn't stand to hold it long enough to get any result. Same with the "tampon". In fact, soaked tampons don't really "go in". Like putting a loaf of bread through a pipe. Let's send it to "Mythbusters". Edited September 26, 2012 by cre8tiff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Big John, did we ever cover this topic and then it lead to all of us mixing drink names and poop like Shartonnay ? (az I believe) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Square Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Well, we've already established that you're a food snob who doesn't like kids or guns or hot weather, but now you're telling us you wish alcoholic beverages didn't have alcohol? That's the last straw, welcome to my ignore list, buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
detlef Posted September 26, 2012 Author Share Posted September 26, 2012 I read an article written by a woman reporter who tried this. First of all, she said it burned like hell. She couldn't stand to hold it long enough to get any result. Same with the "tampon". In fact, soaked tampons don't really "go in". Like putting a loaf of bread through a pipe. Let's send it to "Mythbusters". I will say, among the things I couldn't believe when reading this was how difficult it must be. And what about the freaking mess? Is pounding shots really that much of a hassle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 I will say, among the things I couldn't believe when reading this was how difficult it must be. And what about the freaking mess? Is pounding shots really that much of a hassle? Its called pounding shits now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevegrab Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Probably just a premise to allow them all to stick things in their ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Let he who has never done a Maker's Mark where after you shove the liquor up your ass, then you melt hot wax over it to keep it in there cast the first stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delusions of grandeur Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Big John, did we ever cover this topic and then it lead to all of us mixing drink names and poop like Shartonnay ? (az I believe) [bigjohn] Yes: http://forums.thehud...+butt +chugging [/bigjohn] Sangrrhea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 Big John, did we ever cover this topic and then it lead to all of us mixing drink names and poop like Shartonnay ? (az I believe) I hope I did come up with that. shartonnay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpwallace49 Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 I hope I did come up with that. shartonnay Yep. that thread was awesome. Sangerrea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 vaGinandTonic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ditkaless Wonders Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 pooter shooter Tom Colons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chester Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 Pretty old news This isn't new. On a side note, I think that it's pretty funny that I posted the same thing 2 years in a row. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.