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Yo mama's so fat...

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she has more crack than Bobby and bye bye.

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Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.

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Yo mama so fat that when she steps on a scale it says to be continued.

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Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

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Yo mama's so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats tootsie rolls.

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Yo mama is so ugly that... well... look at you!

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Yo mama's so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats tootsie rolls.

 

 

First time I heard this one :rofl:

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Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

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Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth.

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Yo mama so ugly when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning.

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Your mommas teeth so yellow when she smiles, traffic slows down.

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Your mommas so fat, her blood type is ragu.

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Your mommas so fat that she cut her leg and gravy poured out.

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Your mommas teeth so yellow when she talks she spits butter.

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Just made this one up:

 

Yo mama so fat, her chins have chins!

 

Or....you're momma's so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

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You're momma's so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she studied for a drug test.

 

Yo momma's so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund

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