Cowboyz1 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 I hereby open the huddle grand jury for the indictment of one Baby Jane aka Keebler. Baby Jane stands accused being an Egomaniacal Psycho, whom we should all avoid like syphilis. However before we just pass a permanent Eschew sentence, whereby Baby Jane shall be permanently ignored by all, IT should have due process. Now that the fog has fully cleared and the bright light of truth has illuminated the fungus that is Baby Jane, let us break down the evidence for the prosecution. In this hearing there will be testimony from huddle members as well as incriminating evidence by the defendant itself, that will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that one Baby Jane is in fact worthy of expulsion from any and all legit fantasy venues and relegated back to the Yahoo world he came from. Further it is our intent to push for permanent Eschew of one Baby Jane and all his aliases. Let us begin with the charges: Mock Sucking league fixing impersonation of Fantasy Football league manager/member Multiple counts of disturbing the peace indecent exposure pestilence 9 counts attempted sodomy of fellow league members 9 counts misdemeanor theft Multiple counts of being a Dill Josh Gordon bag and lastly, perhaps the most ANUS of all the charges put forth, Dressing up like an A$$ and running through the huddle as a newbie. All rise before justice DMD presiding. Thank you your honor. I will begin by asking my fellow colleagues if there are any additional charges that should be brought against the defendant. I call any members of the "Proposition League". Please state your name for the court and any additional charges you wish be bring forth. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stethant Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 <cry from the gallery in bad cockney-accented English> He's a witch!!!!! Burn Him!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 So who is the first witness? Who gets to shout "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Packers1226 Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Now this is GOLD!!! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Elf Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 (edited) Edited July 9, 2013 by Axe Elf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Sounds like a capital case to me. I'd like to amend the charges to include reckless endangerment of a message board and first degree eyeslaughter by nature of the contents of his posts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ernie McCracken Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Quality football discussion, this is what the huddle forums have become. Where is the Beiber forum and which one of DMD's buddy's is the moderator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RILETT Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 You have to give the guy some credit, at least for me he has brought this place back from the dead. I have a reason to check in again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Quality football discussion, this is what the huddle forums have become. Where is the Beiber forum and which one of DMD's buddy's is the moderator You know, if you don't like it you are free to go elsewhere. I'm guessing we'd be hard pressed to find anyone here who would miss you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BA Baracus Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Add to charges failure to post a working link 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boltnlava Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 I still enjoy this board. It's a shame that the quality of new members has fallen to this level. Most members here understand responsible posting and have content worth sharing. Thanks to those who do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Elf Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Elf Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Add to charges failure to post a working link It works, you just have to copy and paste it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BA Baracus Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 It works, you just have to copy and paste it. That is not a link then, that's a URL that I have to copy and paste. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flemingd Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Quality football discussion, this is what the huddle forums have become. Where is the Beiber forum and which one of DMD's buddy's is the moderator It's kind of counter-intuitive to complain about all of the childish behaviors by, well, behaving childishly, don't ya think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Elf Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 That is not a link then, that's a URL that I have to copy and paste. Well, I used the little "LINK" operator, and that's what it put. This site doesn't seem to allow for embedded videos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 How did all the other message boards handle him? Roundup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Billy Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 (edited) I'd strongly suggest that everyone simply stop feeding the troll. Just ignore anything and everything he posts. Swiss suggested the same thing earlier. I already cut him off after catching him cheating in the league he set up. I have no intention of responding to any of his sophomoric crap any longer. Eventually an ego like his will starve and he'll seek sustainance elsewhere. Edited July 9, 2013 by Bronco Billy 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Elf Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 How did all the other message boards handle him? Pretty much the same as this board. Some members are grateful for the wisdom, insight and knowledge that helps them bring home the hardware, and then there are those who ridicule and taunt throughout the preseason, only to realize that they missed the train come December. It's pretty much the same in any educational system. You have those who are there to extract the maximum learning from the tuition they pay, and then there are others who just think the teachers are stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar Magnolia Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 The way to get him to go away is totally ignore him. Basing this on the shear number of posts per day, he is probably lonely and he gets attention here. Don't reply to any of his posts. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Elf Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 after catching him cheating in the league he set up. Whoa there cowboy. You shouldn't accuse someone of cheating unless they axually are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar Magnolia Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Looks like BB beat me to it by three minutes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joessfl Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 I have learned that everyone here is paying the price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joessfl Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 (edited) The way to get him to go away is totally ignore him. Basing this on the shear number of posts per day, he is probably lonely and he gets attention here. Don't reply to any of his posts. Good advice. I added an entry to my ignore list. Poof, all entries are gone. Edited July 9, 2013 by Joessfl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MorningMud Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 I'd strongly suggest that everyone simply stop feeding the troll. Just ignore anything and everything he posts. Swiss suggested the same thing earlier. I already cut him off after catching him cheating in the league he set up. I have no intention of responding to any of his sophomoric crap any longer. Eventually an ego like his will starve and he'll seek sustainance elsewhere. Whoa there cowboy. You shouldn't accuse someone of cheating unless they axually are. This sounds interesting. I say we call BB to the stand to testify... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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