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A short joke

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Two guys are driving around and the driver says, "Hey, we need gas."

His buddy says, "I'll direct you to a filling station where the guy is always running a promotion."

So they pull into a store where a big sign says, "Free sex with fill-up."

The driver asks the clerk, "Tell me about the free sex with fill-up."

The attendant says, "Fill up your tank, and try to guess a number between 1 and 10. If you guess it right, you get free sex."

SO the guy fills up his tank, goes back in and says, "I guess the number is seven."

The attendant says, "No, sorry, it was five; better luck next time."

So they drive off and a little way down the road he tells his buddy, "You know, I think that guy might be running a crooked game."

His buddy says, "No way! My wife and daughter win almost every time....."

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Ok that one was to tame ?

 

Two drunks are sitting in an alley and a cop walks up

The cop see one drunk has his finger up the other drunks azz

The cop says what in the heck are you doing ?

The drunk says my buddy has had to much to drink & I'm trying to make him throw up

The cop says you can't make him throw up by putting your finger in his azz

The drunk say sure I can when I pull it out and stick it in his mouth :brow:

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Ok one more

 

What did one tampon say to the other tampon ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nothing , they were both stuck up cunts :razz:

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ba da boom

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