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Killa Man P41 - Why You So Bad? (Draft Day Rmx)

 

https://soundcloud.com/fireradio/killa-man-p41-why-you-so-bad-draft-day-rmx

 

Lyrics (Also found on rapgenius): http://rap.genius.com/Killa-man-p41-why-you-so-bad-draft-day-rmx-lyrics

 

[intro]:

Awww yeah it's goin' down

This ya boy killa man p41 up in this bitch comin at you with some motha truckin fire ho!

Y'all ain't even ready for this season

Who's ready to pwn some motha truckin bitches?

 

[Verse 1]:

Thee League season three, (Three!)

You playaz best not forget about me, (Nah!)

Just cuz I currently reside in Cali, (Cali!)

Don't mean I can't make draft picks from the valley, (Valley)

It's the Killa Man P41 up in this muh trucka

AKA Purple Bandz up in this muh trucka

2014. That's my season. Any chance that you'll win? No reason. (Nope!)

You can catch me cheesin', as I'm wildin out. (HAAAANN?)

Purple BANDZ in this bitch you know what i'm about

Cuz I be comin' out with that killa honda, (Killa!)

All you bitches need to suck a damn Tebow dick. (Ho!)

You can hear me with a lighter flick, burn one quick

With a click, watch me take yo motha truckin draft pick. (Bitch!)

Did yo honda just lag? Did yo app just crash?

Sorry muhtrucka, uninstall cuz you just bad

 

[Chorus]:

Why the truck you so bad? Man...

Why the truck you so bad?

I said, why you so bad ho?

Why you so bad ho?

Awww man, aw man

I just don't understand how you can be so bad

When you scavenging the waivers, please don't ask for no favors

Unless you got a real deal sittin on the table, noob!

 

[Verse 2]:

Sexy Daygo fumblin on his motha truckin' phone

He don't even know that he is gonna get pwned

By the Killa Man P41, Los Carpachos on the run

Hernandez Hitmen can't even find his truckin' guns

I will pwn without a pause, this Wolverine ain't got no claws

10 INCHESOFPAIN MANE and you betta get some truckin gauze

Cuz I'm sittin here pwnin while i'm truckin boozin

And I don't even know, who the truck is Victor Cruzin...

Yo team names a playa, so you will end up losin

When it comes draft day you'll probly have some problems

Yo first round pick will probably be Johnny Manziellin

You overdosed on cheese Favre2First gunnin' for Peyton

You think you Ookay Witit but you just there pretendin'

The motha truckin title don't even need no defendin'

It's already mine sitting there for the takin'

I can beat yo ass even when I'm wakin bakin'

Every sunday mornin I be watchin yo quarterback chokin'

As I see my defense get an interception

Purple Bandz rackin' points you can have a dosage

Gotdamnit Ditka quit playin wit yo sausage

 

[Chorus]:

Why the truck you so bad? Man...

Why the truck you so bad?

I said, why you so bad ho?

Why you so bad ho?

Awww man, aw man

I just don't understand how you can be so bad

When you scavenging the waivers, please don't ask for no favors

Unless you got a real deal sittin on the table, noob!

 

[Outro]:

Yeah yeah yeah 2014 it's goin down....

You just witnessed the Killa Man P41

I'm gonna pwn yo bitch asses this season so watch the truck out. Don't sleep on me fooooo...

Yall should just uninstall yo ESPN apps right now. it's the only way. and if you dont well then this is only the beginning.....

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