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Yo Momma so fat, when her pager goes off, people think she's backing up

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Lmao!

 

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Yo mama so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

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Yo Mama so fat she doesn’t skinny dip, she chunky dunks.

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Yo Mama so fat if she buys a fur coat a species will be extinct.

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Yo Mama so dumb if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you’d get change.

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Yo Mama so dumb she stared at an orange juice carton for 20 minutes, because it said ‘Concentrate’.

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Yo Momma so stank she makes onions cry

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Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family

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Yo mama so fat your daddy needs a license to ride her.

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You momma so fat she rolled over a dollar and made four quarters.

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Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and out poured gravy.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

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Yo Momma so fat, when she travels abroad, the tides change.

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Yo momma so fat, when you daddy wanna get him some lovin, he gotta roll her in flour to find the wet spot

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Yo momma so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from Trojan

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In honor of the new Star Wars movie....

 

 

Yo mama so hairy, she went to see Star Wars and everyone screamed, "Chewbacca!!!!!"

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Yo momma so fat, when she wears a polo shirt, the horse is life size

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Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

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Yo momma so fat, when she wears a polo shirt, the horse is life size

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Yo mamas head is so big she has to step into her shirts.

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Yo mama so dumb, I told her it was chilly outside and she ran outside with a bowl.

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Yo momma so fat, she gotta use Google Earth to find all her back zits

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Yo Momma so fat, she has her own boarding zone at the airport.

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