wiegie Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 Yesterday evening my wife looked over at me and said, "You know, I kind of miss football." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 (edited) Yesterday evening my wife looked over at me and said, "You know, I kind of miss football." 706775[/snapback] VERY cool. What subliminal brainwashing program did you use, because I think I need to use the same one on MY wife!?! Edited February 21, 2005 by Chargerz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 Yesterday evening my wife looked over at me and said, "You know, I kind of miss football." 706775[/snapback] My wife said the same thing the other day.Except she was talking about sex and the city Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 (edited) We were at the doctor the other day for our first baby appointment, and found out the due date is on a Sunday, September 25th. My wife looks over at me, and in all seriousness, says, "It's ok honey. We can put the game on in the delivery room." The place where she is delivering are those birthing rooms where you stay in before, during, and after. Edited February 21, 2005 by Chief Dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 Wow, that was fun... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 (edited) We were at the doctor the other day for our first baby appointment, and found out the due date is on a Sunday, September 25th. My wife looks over at me, and in all seriousness, says, "It's ok honey. We can put the game on in the delivery room." The place where she is delivering are those birthing rooms where you stay in before, during, and after. 706804[/snapback] Hopefully she can push ONLY during the breaks in game action!!! Work on that in your Lamaze class. Edited February 21, 2005 by Chargerz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 We were at the doctor the other day for our first baby appointment, and found out the due date is on a Sunday, September 25th. My wife looks over at me, and in all seriousness, says, "It's ok honey. We can put the game on in the delivery room." The place where she is delivering are those birthing rooms where you stay in before, during, and after. 706804[/snapback] Congrats Chief...Guess that monicker of yours is appropriate.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 21, 2005 Share Posted February 21, 2005 We were at the doctor the other day for our first baby appointment, and found out the due date is on a Sunday, September 25th. My wife looks over at me, and in all seriousness, says, "It's ok honey. We can put the game on in the delivery room." The place where she is delivering are those birthing rooms where you stay in before, during, and after. 706804[/snapback] If she could complete the whole process at halftime you should Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilly Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 We were at the doctor the other day for our first baby appointment, and found out the due date is on a Sunday, September 25th. My wife looks over at me, and in all seriousness, says, "It's ok honey. We can put the game on in the delivery room." The place where she is delivering are those birthing rooms where you stay in before, during, and after. 706804[/snapback] That was really irresponsible. You're supposed to get the woman pregnant during football season, so the due date comes during the offseason. You'd better hope she has the baby on time and not a month early, like during your FANTASY DRAFT! BTW, congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donutrun Jellies Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Wow, that was fun... 706807[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whomper Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Congrats Chief...Guess that monicker of yours is appropriate.. 706839[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sores Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 The things my wife says that pleasantly surprise me cannot be repeated on a family board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralph Furley Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 I just had a little girl on the 7th, and my wife also said we could have put the Superbowl on. Would have been interesting if it had actually happened during that time to see if she would have stood by her word...doubt it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 The things my wife says that pleasantly surprise me cannot be repeated on a family board. 707053[/snapback] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Yesterday evening my wife looked over at me and said, "You know, I kind of miss football." 706775[/snapback] since she's european, she probably means soccer. lukcy you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackshi17 Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 We were at the doctor the other day for our first baby appointment, and found out the due date is on a Sunday, September 25th. My wife looks over at me, and in all seriousness, says, "It's ok honey. We can put the game on in the delivery room." The place where she is delivering are those birthing rooms where you stay in before, during, and after. 706804[/snapback] That will teach you to get drunk and sentemental on Christmas Eve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABearWithFurniture Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 My wife is extremely religious, cuz every time I get undressed she says..."thank you Jesus" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonehand Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 (edited) We were at the doctor the other day for our first baby appointment, and found out the due date is on a Sunday, September 25th. My wife looks over at me, and in all seriousness, says, "It's ok honey. We can put the game on in the delivery room." The place where she is delivering are those birthing rooms where you stay in before, during, and after. 706804[/snapback] Hey, it happens. The first game ever played in Seahawks stadium, opening day 2002, was a week before my son was due. My daughter was born a few days after her due date, & there were no labor symptoms, so my wife graciously gave me the go ahead to go to the game with my then 3 year old daughter. I get a call at halftime on my cell, "you better get to the hospital". I made it on time and my son was born 3 hours later, although a nurse had to tell me later that the Hawks lost! And they were ahead when I left! For once, I didn't mind so much though... Edited February 22, 2005 by Bonehand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 My wife is extremely religious, cuz every time I get undressed she says..."thank you Jesus" 707621[/snapback] Are you a bear or a horse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABearWithFurniture Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 Are you a bear or a horse? 707639[/snapback] Don't be silly, horses don't have furniture... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NAUgrad Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 We were at the doctor the other day for our first baby appointment, and found out the due date is on a Sunday, September 25th. My wife looks over at me, and in all seriousness, says, "It's ok honey. We can put the game on in the delivery room." The place where she is delivering are those birthing rooms where you stay in before, during, and after. 706804[/snapback] This works!!! I'm telling you. My wife gave birth to our now 3 yr. old son while I had a playoff game (Packers I think) on during the whole thing. She didn't mind a bit. She did get a little upset while the doc and I were talking golf while she was getting epidural. OOOPS!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted February 22, 2005 Share Posted February 22, 2005 She did get a little upset while the doc and I were talking golf while she was getting epidural. OOOPS!!! 707673[/snapback] That's part of "bedside manner" and totally acceptable!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommyknocker Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 I think I married my sister, every time I take off my pants she says " Oh brother " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrograde assault Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Quit snoring, you a$$hole! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief Dick Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 (edited) I just had a little girl on the 7th, and my wife also said we could have put the Superbowl on. Would have been interesting if it had actually happened during that time to see if she would have stood by her word...doubt it. 707083[/snapback] Congrats!! And notice how she said "you COULD of put the game on". That's a loaded statement if I ever saw one. Edited February 24, 2005 by Chief Dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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