You're Ricky Bobby from Talladega Nights!
Shake and bake! You live by the saying, "If you ain't first, you're last." It doesn't make much sense to anyone else, but to you, the only thing that matters is being #1. You see life as a race, and you are all revved up to win it. You have tons of energy, and you like fast things, especially fast cars and fast food. You're fine with having brand names and corporate logos all over your clothing, because you consider them extensions of your own identity. You and your best friend are practically inseparable, but lately you've also spent lots of time with your family. You see family-style chain restaurants as the perfect place to bond.