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  1. do's and donts when meeting a huddler

    Sorry I let you down boys.
  2. That guy doesn't have a leg to stand on.
  3. Who is the best?

    Why kind of f*cking poll is this? Did someone steal H8's username?
  4. Graemlins we should have

  5. Because he doesn't know what forum he is in?
  6. Professional Animosity

    There's no animosity, but: A rich man, who was very close to his money, got together with his closest friends one day, who happened to be a priest, a doctor, and a lawyer. The rich man was very old, and getting older, and was thinking about his approaching death. He despised his family, and wanted to screw them out of inheritance money. He told his three friends this, and asked them to do a favor for him. "Here are three envelopes, each contain $100,000, one for each of you. I don't want to go to the afterlife without my money, and I sure in the hell don't want my family to have it. Please, when I am buried, would each of you throw your envelopes into the grave on top of my coffin?" The three friends agreed, and took the envelopes. Sure enough the rich man died. At his funeral, the doctor, the priest and the lawyer threw their envelopes on his coffin. As they were leaving the funeral, the priest said to the others, "I have a confession to make. The church needed a new altar badly, so I . . . I took $5000 out of the envelope to buy it," and looked at his feet. The doctor said, "Well, since you've admitted it, I too must confess that I took money. The children's hospital where I work needed a new, expensive X-ray machine, so I took $30,000 out of the envelope to buy it." The doctor and the priest both turned to the lawyer, expecting a similar confession. Instead, he said "I cannot tell you how shocked, appalled and disappointed I am with the both of you. I deposited the money in my account for safe keeping, and the envelope that I threw in the coffin contained my personal check for the entire $100,000, plus interest."
  7. What is a more likely cause of WW III?

    How many divisions do the radical islamists have?
  8. What is a more likely cause of WW III?

    There will be no World War III, at least not on the scale of I or II. There aren't that many industrial powerhouses capable of carrying out land campaigns. And forget about invasion fleets and airborne troop insertions, unless your countries initials are USA. You might have some regional conflicts in the Middle East or China/Taiwain. But to think that major countries of the world will form alliances and clash in a conventional war with significant participation by these countries is pretty farfetched.
  9. The perfect thread

  10. Whew

    You need to dock Carl's pay.
  11. Sopranos

    Tony' crew has pretty much always been a bunch of bumbling idiots. Ralph Cifaretto was the last of the mobsters.
  12. My Reebok Employee Discount - NFL Gear

    Well there's a first time for everything.
  13. I haven't been following the new releases. My date wants to see a movie tonight (undoubtedly to avoid having to converse with me, eh weigie?) I have no idea as to her likes/dislikes. TIA
  14. Anyone gots a movie recommendation?

    I saw Year of the Dog. It was okay. But, as it involved a woman's life more or less spiraling down the drain after her dog died, I wouldn't describe it as uplifting. It was a good date, although I'm not sure that there is going to be a third. Send the check to my office.
  15. Johnnie Morton

  16. Uh, what the hell happened last night?

    Does anybody remember the bright green and yellow layout that lasted for about 35 seconds?
  17. $50 The way I see it, you need a "round" number for a cash gift. $20 is round, but its pretty paltry. That leaves fitty bucks as the minimum, with other cash gifts being multiples of 50.
  18. Anyone gots a movie recommendation?

    Very supportive - he helps me pick out clothes. That movie was not a second date movie. It was a bit depressing.
  19. Anyone gots a movie recommendation?

    Thanks boys. After throwing out a couple suggestions just so I didn't appear to be weaselly, she suggested Year of the Dog: 1) I don't know about "hawt," but I think that she's pretty. 2) After dabbling with younger women, I have returned to my age group (she's 3 years younger than me.) 3) And Chavez, if I don't like the movie, I will accept a check. (Just make sure to mark the envelope Attn: Furd)
  20. Iraq

    Well lets assume that Iraq doesn't splinter, assume that the Iraqis can ignore centuries of religious strife and assume that its political process evolves into a western style democracy. Why do you think that the government will be pro-US? Nobody has ever once explained this. Its just a foregone conclusion that is being foisted upon us by the same clowns who created the debacle.
  21. Iraq

    Maybe because there ain't enough of them to "flood" anything? If there were a significant number of Afghanis that wanted to kill Americans, I bet Al Qaeda would be there trying to stir sh*t up. Most of the people who are killing US soldiers in Iraq are Iraqis. Why drive the bus when you can ride in the back?
  22. I've been around since 2000. Its kind of difficult to say who I "came up" with since most of the people that I recall were here before me. Still a newbie. (It seems that I posted this before. )