Disfunction Junction

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  1. What are Annuities?

    I found out this weekend that a small account was started by my Grandmother when I was born. I don't have all of the details yet cause the account agent is out of town but I was shocked to find out that I have 37,000 in Annuities with Prudential Life. How cool is that?
  2. What are Annuities?

    Your a ball of laughs. I got a horse running today in the first race at Arlington. Stop out at the paddock and say hi.
  3. What are Annuities?

    I used some of it on a doctors appointment so you can get a presciption for some balls to come by and get it.
  4. I wish gas prices would go to $6.00 per gallon

    Yes, I was thinking and wishing that yesterday. While driving on Lake Shore Drive. While driving on I-55. While driving on Joiliet Road. While driving on I-294. While driving on I-80/94. While driving on Dixie Highway and every other roadway that took me from there to here. I hate traffic. Why can't everyone work in the town they live?
  5. I wish gas prices would go to $6.00 per gallon

    There's something really troublesome in your print here and I just have'nt a clue as to what to make of it. Has nothing to do with the tpoic at hand.
  6. She's really been getting into this for about the last month. It's escalating to the point of bending her over my knee and spanking her. She wears a blindfold and tells me how she's been such a bad girl. Kind of bizzarre behavior for a 32 year old woman. I've been going along with the role play. Last night I kind of took it to a new level and when we were in the middle of it I slapped her on her cheek a couple of times and said "don't tell your mother!" The lights were out, but I'm sure her face was like It's a pretty funny situation but I'm starting to think maybe she needs some professional help.
  7. My girlfriend likes to call me Daddy,,,a little to much!

    That would be a nice touch. I jack with her throughout the day calling her and telling her she's gonna get spanked when she comes over. She's frickin lovin it! She keeps coming over later and later like the last 3 nights past 1am. She knows that it pisses me off when she comes so lateso she does it intentionally.
  8. Belmont Park Race # 5

    I scored some nice winners yesterday at the track. I collected 320.00 on a trifecta win at Delaware and also got a piece of the exacta that paid 52.00. Also grabbed an exacta at Belmont that paid 27.00 to end the day. Today I only have a few plays and one of them is a strong lean in the 5th at Belmont. The Plays : 2-3-7-9 Tri Box. 2-3-7-9 Exacta Box. STRATONIC # 3 - This gelding has been running against much tougher then the company he will see today. Allowances and tough optional company have been his steady diet and he drops into a straight claimer for this attempt. Good chance at the win. Grovesnor Square # 7 - Makes his 2nd try off a December layoff and he ran just well enough to be a factor against these. Solewisher # 9 - Has been the favorite in five of his last seven winning only one. He is coming off a seven week freshening and fits in at this claiming price. True to Tradition # 2 - Just for the hell of it lets throw this Desormeaux riden chalk in the mix as well.
  9. Philadelphia Park

    Philadelphia Park # 6 The Play: Tri Box 1-2-6-9 Exacta Box 1-2-6-9 NAJDIAH # 6 Well bet in both outings. She has had legitimate excuses in both and yet still finished second twice. A sign of a good racehorse. Silver Ransom # 9 This daughter of top turf stallion Red Ransom gets blinkers in her second start off a layoff. Filly is working very well and will show whatever she has today. Rosamund # 1 She was claimed by a very good trainer for $20,000 last out from Mike Moran. New connections put her into a maiden special and add Lasix. She's got some talent that and may pop for a nice price. Miss Poison # 2 This fillies reside in a top turf barn. Well bred for grass but hasn'tt performed well to this point. Be surprised at major improvement today.
  10. Belmont Park Race # 5

    girls on the internet will do anything for attention these days...
  11. Belmont Park Race # 5

    Is that a fact? I smell a bullSh!t! alert here. Why did you even come into this thread? Grow a pair and move on then with your topics that you like to post that criticses or characterises a person because of their race.
  12. Belmont Park Race # 5

    You just aren't much of a man are you? Why didn't you call or answer my pm to come pick up your money when you were in town.? Are you scared of my big black arms?
  13. Belmont Park Race # 5

    I don't support racist people.Hope you learned your lesson.
  14. Belmont Park Race # 5

    They sure do and your not the only fool that has been duped by online bets. Just consider it a lesson in life.
  15. Belmont Park Race # 5

    They do and don't discriminate against the color of my skin either.
  16. Dinner at the Whompers

    I'm a garden nut myself. The only thing I've had ripe yet is Melrose Peppers and Zuccini. I'm waiting on tomatoes, bell peppers, brussel sprouts, and squash.
  17. Cider Squirt

    Heres a simple baste thats short on prep but long on flavor. This recipe is from a friend that works at a Memphis barbecue house. 2 cups apple cider 3/4 cup cider vinegar 1/3 cup bourbon 1/2 cup water 1/4 cup worcestershire sauce 1/4 cup fresh lemon juice 1/2 cup salt Combine all ingredients in a saucepan and bring to a boil. Reduce the heat and simmer for 5 minutes. Cool to room temp and put in a spray bottle and use right away or refrigerate. Use within 2 days of making. It should make 4 cups and be enough for 4 lbs of meat. Use can brush it on but I like to spray it right on the meat. Its great for roasting or smoking ribs and chicken.Apply every 20 mins.
  18. Cider Squirt

    That just might be your dogs problem to .
  19. As if You Needed another Reason to Leave California

    Somehow fIgure out how not to express racist views YOU RACIST. (I must have taken a 'nice' pill today, because usually this racist crap sends me into orbit)
  20. Crash diet

    I 'm sure this diet is called many things but I d call it the starvation diet. It would be smarter to be more disciplined and adopt a permanent diet plan for life that you can follow every day for the rest of your life . I eat raw t-bone steaks covered in egg whites every day, three times a day. I drink 42 gallons of water every six hours. I snack on raw eggplant. I 'm a machine but I need to ask what you plan on doing with all that extra skin in the waistline?
  21. HEAT

    Its unsportsman like in high temps. Fish become very fragile for release and will die.
  22. I love Pac Man

    LOS ANGELES—Suspended Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam "Pac-Man" Jones called a press conference Tuesday in order to emphasize that he will be nowhere near a possibly fatal stabbing that will occur during a fight involving several members of his entourage and the bartender at an L.A.–area strip club this coming Friday. "I just want people to know that I'm not going to be present at Shaker's, the club where possibly about to be deceased chump-ass bartender Darrent Wilson has been known to exchange harsh language and threats with my known associates, including kicking me and my people out of his establishment," said Jones, who is also currently being questioned by police concerning a recent shooting at an Atlanta strip club and is currently on suspension from the NFL following a melee and shooting in February at a Las Vegas strip club. "I am sorry for what is about to happen to this man, who will be in the wrong place at the wrong time, but it will have had nothing to do with me." Jones also took the opportunity to appeal once more to the NFL for leniency in a case of what he called "bad luck." "I will be going to bed at midnight on Friday anyway, and the gentleman in question will not be knifed until about 3 a.m.," Jones added. "And about Wednesday I'm deciding to give up strip clubs anyway, since bad stuff can happen there, especially when employees act unreasonable. Just because I know the guys who will be there when this happens doesn't necessarily mean I knew it was going to happen." The fight, which sources close to Jones say will apparently start as an argument over a woman, will involve Wilson and at least three as-yet unidentified members of Jones' group, although witnesses will not be able to place Jones at the scene. When contacted about the incident, Jones plans to promise to cooperate with authorities in their investigation and pray for Wilson's speedy recovery, if the bartender is alive at the time. Jones stressed that no charges have yet been filed against him, saying that, although unfortunate, anticipation of the stabbing was "blowing the incident all out of proportion." "This Saturday will mark my sixth arrest, or possibly seventh. I can't tell the future," Jones said, shaking his head in apparent anger. "Yet I won't get charged this time, either. They'll just be persecuting me for the stabbing that's going to happen because of the other stuff that already happened. Is that fair? I don't think that when Mr. Smart Mouth Darrent Wilson gets stabbed it should affect my career like that." "You know that Darrent, the guy who's going to get tragically stabbed, has always had it in for me," Jones added. "By the time he gets put in the hospital or killed, he will have thrown me out of his club at least twice, and there's two days between now and the stabbing. I think he's going to use getting cut up as an excuse to get at my money, is what I think." Manny Arora, Jones' attorney, said that Jones was "genuinely sorry in advance" about the incident, but was not at liberty to answer questions regarding his relationship with the one to three men who will be seen fleeing the vicinity covered in blood. Jones refused to confirm that the weapon to be used in the stabbing, a seven-inch pearl-handled hunting knife, will in fact be given to one of the men by Jones himself this coming Friday morning. NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has already scheduled a rare Sunday meeting with Jones, demanding Jones be in his office as soon as news of the incident becomes public.
  23. OK....I'll start it........

    America Rocks!
  24. Attention Chicagoland Huddlers

    I'll be there with my entourage.
  25. Attention Chicagoland Huddlers

    So...this event is for Friday at 7?