KRUMP

I be drinking too much rum and readin' these rules is making me see double. Correction: Sea Dogs hit the KRAKEN (Monty), so all their pillages are forfeited and stay with the Lock Ness Monsters. Pirate Ebron stays aboard Nessy. Lock Ness Monsters can now pillage the Sea Dogs, but beware the Captain!

Me be thinking no one feeds the Kraken today, but alas me be wrong! Seaman Ebron can vacate Loch Ness and join the Sea Dogs. But Privateer Montgomery be the KRAKEN and the KRAKEN be hungry! Pirates Montgomery and Ryan will stay aboard Nessy. Sea Dogs - ye barnacles be crushed and ye be losing -3 points in ye first playoff game.

Successful pillage! The wenches seems very excited to get that Ravens D inside their vessel. The Seadogs can plunder at will. Weigh Anchor ChARRRRRRgers! Th' Dutchman may finish they plunderin before th' Pearl!

Aye this be a successful pillage! The landlubber Capn of the Chesapeake must be three sheets to the wind because they didn't name a Kraken this year. Weho should make room on their crew for these mateys to come aboard! The Wench Vessel can pillage at will.

FIRE IN THE HOLE! Redondo Jolly Rodgers be lookin’ to pillage a few of Seattle’s Pieces Of Eight. Capn kindly invites these mateys to come aboard and batten down the hatches. 1. Pittsburgh DST 2. Jonathan Taylor RB 3. Justin Jefferson WR

AHOY MATEYS!! It be a fine day for pillagin. The Scallywag Capn of Sin City sent me his letter of marque with his cannons aimed at Fore N Craft vessel. 1. Todd Gurley 2. Nyheim Hines 3. Chris Carson AYE! This be a successful pillage and a mighty fine booty. Capn Scallywag needs to free up space on his crew for privateers Gurley, Hines and Carson to board his ship. We Ho Coxwains can fire at will.