cliaz

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  1. I got you covered like a rubber, G.

  2. You're another one - been here 10 years and no one has ever left you a comment :(

  3. Dyslexic shemale cliff divers

  4. Just when I feel like humanity will be able to make it through these turbulent times I see someone struggling with the self checkout lines at stores and i get sad

  5. I feel so sad for you because you joined here back in September of 2001 and it took you ten years before someone left you a comment :(

  6. Congrats! You are the winner of a cliaz comment!! Tonight's comment is brought to you by Percocets. "When life gives you melons...wait...errr I hate being dyslexic."

  7. I wonder if we could in fact get 500. I'll start: 1. Thick skin is required. 2. Anything you say in the tailgate can and will be used against you at all times. 3. Topics you should avoid: smoking, abortion, government, global warming, anything poop related. 4. I think I love you, but what am I so afraid of? was a guy. (edit - that was C.H.E.R.N.I. was a guy. Weak.) 5. Spain seems to enjoy Vegas a tad bit too much. 6. If you have a problem with your computer Ursa Majoris or cliaz will answer your posts. 7. Big John works for the CIA. 8. You have chosen to ignore –insertname- 9. We all seem to be way too fascinated by a hole filled with water in some third world country. In fact this may be unhealthy. 10. The green towers are the best ones.
  8. I like cheese. Just thought you should know

  9. Ever. Period. There is no show out there that even comes close to it.
  10. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Guess what I am touching right now?

  12. Just a FYI, I am pooping and using my BB to post this. Let me know if you want a picture or not.

  13. Cliaz you are the most awesome person in the whole wide world. Everyone should worship you and you should be the next Prez of the United Stizzles!

  14. I just finished watching "Kingdom of Heaven" and I think it is a freaking awesome movie. I went into it not expecting much and was floor with the acting and the pace of the movie. This movie also proved to me that Orlando Bloom can be a lead and do it well. Kudos Ridley Scott.
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  16. I see Scooby's been peeping your profile. hmmmmmmmmm

  17. alright, I'm done. Your profile just wanted me slick one off.

  18. Just so you know, I run duel monitors. In one, I have this window with your profile, in the other, pron....

  19. I also imagine you naked but covered in cream cheese and black olives with a dash of hot peppers....mmmmmmm

  20. what are you wearing right now?

  21. Just so you know, I'm posting this while pooping.

  22. I am totally taking a poopy so I had to post here. Guess which, Am I a wadder or a folder?