The Irish Doggy

1. OK with self-checkout for small orders, not for large. 2. Prefer to bag myself. Especially at local place where I know it saves 5-10% over the other store. 3. Hate customer loyalty card with a passion, but have my parent's number memorized just in case. LOL.

Curbside pickup? Dumbest thing ever. Its like delivery, but you do the delivering. Hell, you should tip yourself.

If we can't download porn at a terabyte per second, the terrorist win.

Yep, I keep an allen wrench in the utensil drawer for that purpose. Although I haven't needed it since installing the new disposal. I had to get a new disposal when the thing rusted from the inside out and my dishwasher waste ended up all over the kitchen floor. That was fun.

Got a Kenmore 1/2 hp about a year ago for around $120 and installed it myself. Wasn't too bad really - about 2 hours to do it with no experience. Don't forget to buy plumber's putty when you get the disposal.

Dudes, the movie is rated R.

Ahh, thanks. I was beside myself with no Clint Eastwood Spaghetti Westerns in there. +!

Looks like the usual rouges gallery is out. I buy the Fantasy Sport and Pro Football Weekly editions. Great vacation reading IMO.

I'm not sure if you were trying to be funny, but there's no question that Wal Mart is a hugh contributer to China's growth.

I never pay cash for gas at a gas station. I try not to go in at all unless I want a pop or something. I wouldn't care about what you did personally. Its no big deal.

Anne Fank museum is very well done. Rijksmuseum (look for Rembrandt's hugh "The Night Watch") is better than Van Gough Museum IMO, but I'm not much of a Van Gough fan. And if you do partake, don't bother buying much. You'll can rock and roll on 3 tokes.

Yeah, nobody is going to take that bet, but everyone has a chance to win.

This is complete and total nonsense. St. Louis, Chicago, Boston... those are small market teams? Baloney! The facts: From 1995 on, only one team in the bottom half of total payrolls won the World Series. The 2003 Marlins were a nice feel good story, but they were the exception, not the rule.

MLB lost me at the last strike. The competitive imbalance, the same tired storyline every year - Yankees vs. Red Sox , half the league feels like a separate minor league since 95% of the good players leave for the better paying markets - that's what keeps me away.

Ooooooo. That there is a wiegie .

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Ah, the latest absurdity from our public schools. Wonderful.

Hey, look, if driving drunk, beatin on my hoe, smoking Josh Gordon, providing liquor to underage girls, waving guns at cops, and actin da fool in public is wrong, I don't want to be right!

Wow, now that's cheap.

The really whacked out thing here is that Chris Brown had a choice and it wasn't burgers vs. fried chicken.

Interesting in the battle of high-def DVD formats:

Dude, this will get you there. Uber-bonding for Unta.

I blame Monica Lewinski.