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The best idea Television ever had


JoJoTheWebToedBoy
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So, Friday night I wrapped up my Draft and crashed on the couch too do a litte channel surfing.

 

And what do I find? The NFL Network is bouncing between

 

EVERY SINGLE PRESEASON GAME BEING PLAYED

 

It's like Christmas in Aug....... God bless Tiny Tim and the Geniuses that thought this up.

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If you get the NFL Sunday Ticket with the SuperFan add-on, you

 

can watch the NFL games like this.

 

How cool is that?

 

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The problem is I can't get the Ticket because of my stupid elderly lady neighbor's trees! And furthermore, her trees are dropping sap on my wife's car (not mine, it's in the garage). Old hag!

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The problem is I can't get the Ticket because of my stupid elderly lady neighbor's trees!  And furthermore, her trees are dropping sap on my wife's car (not mine, it's in the garage).  Old hag!

 

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If the clouds be full of rain, they empty themselves upon the earth: and if the tree fall toward the south, or toward the north, in the place where the tree falleth, there it shall be.

  Ecclesiastes (ch. XI, v. 3)

 

:D I interpret this to say you have a divine duty to "falleth the tree". Tell the old lady you are on a mission from God.

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:D I interpret this to say you have a divine duty to "falleth the tree". Tell the old lady you are on a mission from God.

 

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Wait til she leaves, cut it down, set it on fire, and when she comes home. tell her it was a freak lightening strike

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The problem is I can't get the Ticket because of my stupid elderly lady neighbor's trees!  And furthermore, her trees are dropping sap on my wife's car (not mine, it's in the garage).  Old hag!

 

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I've heard rumors that if you give the tree a couple of treatments of copper sulfate it will die pretty quickly. Just make sure you dig down a bit below the soil and drill a hole into the tree, use a piece of PVC pipe, and pour a concentrated aqueous solution into the hold. A few treatments, and it'll be dead as a doornail.

 

...or so I've heard. :D

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