msaint Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 (edited) OK, you've heard me and this week about my injuries this season (Deuce, Ahman, Bulger, Holt, Caddy, bla bla) and suspensions (you know who), and everyone has had to suffer this year due to injury, I know...but this latest rash (and McGahee's bye week) has led to my having to start -- drumroll please -- the single worst lineup in the history of fantasy football. (And please, before you look at it, hide the children and shield the women...this lineup has already caused grown men to weep and claw their own eyes out due to the sheer horror). QB: A. Brooks (vs. CHI ) RBs: Willie Parker, Greg Jones (would have had to start Bus, but he's hurt, too.) WRs: Doug Gabriel, Greg Lewis (or Mi. Clayton) TE: D. Graham (Witten on bye) K: Sea Bass D: Panthers And I'm playing against Brees (vs. Jets), Portis, R.Brown, R.Moss, Horn....Kill me. Please, I beg of you, kill me now... Edited November 6, 2005 by msaint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heinzelman Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Bang! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msaint Posted November 6, 2005 Author Share Posted November 6, 2005 Bang! 1126706[/snapback] Nicest thing anyone's ever done for me....thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heinzelman Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 There's GOT to be somethng on the wires for you...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 OK, you've heard me and this week about my injuries this season (Deuce, Ahman, Bulger, Holt, Caddy, bla bla) and suspensions (you know who), and everyone has had to suffer this year due to injury, I know...but this latest rash (and McGahee's bye week) has led to my having to start -- drumroll please -- the single worst lineup in the history of fantasy football. (And please, before you look at it, hide the children and shield the women...this lineup has already caused grown men to weep and claw their own eyes out due to the sheer horror). QB: A. Brooks (vs. CHI ) RBs: Willie Parker, Greg Jones (would have had to start Bus, but he's hurt, too.) WRs: Doug Gabriel, Greg Lewis (or Mi. Clayton) TE: D. Graham (Witten on bye) K: Sea Bass D: Panthers Kill me. Please, I beg of you, kill me now... 1126703[/snapback] You might get lucky... c'mon Msaint, it's not that bad. I mean it's not like you quit your job just to play Fantasy Football and are now stuck with these schleps... right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msaint Posted November 6, 2005 Author Share Posted November 6, 2005 There's GOT to be somethng on the wires for you...? 1126710[/snapback] Sadly, we have ONE add-drop per week, which you have to enter into the site Wed. night. I picked up Graham to replace Witten on bye. I'm 6-2 and in first, so I guess I can take a hit this week and hope Bulger/Holt come back strong and between them, McGahee and Willie, I'll be half-decent for a playoff run. But this week.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msaint Posted November 6, 2005 Author Share Posted November 6, 2005 You might get lucky... c'mon Msaint, it's not that bad. I mean it's not like you quit your job just to play Fantasy Football and are now stuck with these schleps... right? 1126717[/snapback] Wait, no, I meant... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vet Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 I've been forced to start David Carr this week. And my recieving corps is Justin McCareins, Brandon Stokely and Andre Johnson. This could get ugly early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whoop That Trick Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Don't worry Msaint your still gonna win!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msaint Posted November 6, 2005 Author Share Posted November 6, 2005 Don't worry Msaint your still gonna win!!! 1126742[/snapback] If I win with those mutts -- believe me, I'd love to see Brooks et al in DMD's Tunnel Vision "Comedy Lineup" come Monday a.m. -- then maybe I'm destined to take home the title this year, but I ain't betting on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampnuts Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Sorry Mark You made me feel a heckuva lot better about my lineup this week, if that's any comfort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoJoTheWebToedBoy Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 hummmmm I think I'm close. I can't even field 2 good RBs so I have to start 3 WRs Kevin. Jones Courtney Roby Antonio Bryant Joe Jurevicius Bubba Franks Ravens Josh Scobee The only Decent Player is Carson Palmer..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aqualung Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Had my choice of Carr or Harrington since Bulger/Martin are on bye. Started Harrington. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msaint Posted November 6, 2005 Author Share Posted November 6, 2005 Had my choice of Carr or Harrington since Bulger/Martin are on bye. Started Harrington. 1126843[/snapback] oddly, i think joey goes for 240ish and 3 TDs today. then gets put back in Zed's gimp cage in the sub-basement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sores Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 McNair, Steve TEN QB at Browns Bennett, Michael MIN RB vs Lions Lee, Reshard GBP RB vs Steelers Gabriel, Doug OAK WR at Chiefs Robinson, Marcus MIN WR vs Lions Rogers, Charles DET WR at Vikings Vinatieri, Adam NEP PK vs Colts Eagles, Philadelphia PHI Def Posted this in another thread....THIS is the worst lineup in the history of BOTH leagues! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msaint Posted November 6, 2005 Author Share Posted November 6, 2005 McNair, Steve TEN QB at Browns Bennett, Michael MIN RB vs Lions Lee, Reshard GBP RB vs Steelers Gabriel, Doug OAK WR at Chiefs Robinson, Marcus MIN WR vs Lions Rogers, Charles DET WR at Vikings Vinatieri, Adam NEP PK vs Colts Eagles, Philadelphia PHI Def Posted this in another thread....THIS is the worst lineup in the history of BOTH leagues! 1127254[/snapback] Dude, you eased my pain...a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melrich Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 16 Team League. Brady T. Williamson A. Bryant. C. Roby Tiki Morency D. Foster Crumpler Rackers Indy Ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msaint Posted November 6, 2005 Author Share Posted November 6, 2005 16 Team League. Brady T. Williamson A. Bryant. C. Roby Tiki Morency D. Foster Crumpler Rackers Indy Ouch. 1127451[/snapback] Tiki and Brady will outscore my entire team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 You should have seen some of my Fusion rosters last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crispirons Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 Had my choice of Carr or Harrington since Bulger/Martin are on bye. Started Harrington. 1126843[/snapback] same thing for me in one league. bulger/martin bye week, harrington my only other qb. what did i do???? i dropped harrington and picked up......gulp.........kyle orton. should be his best passing day of the season. so i hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted November 6, 2005 Share Posted November 6, 2005 so did you go with Lewis or Clayton. I was up in the air on those two (+ Givens) and ended up starting Lewis. good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooGie Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 so how did it all turn out? you won by double huh? you got 4 and he got 2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Rock Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 McNair, Steve TEN QB at Browns Bennett, Michael MIN RB vs Lions Lee, Reshard GBP RB vs Steelers Gabriel, Doug OAK WR at Chiefs Robinson, Marcus MIN WR vs Lions Rogers, Charles DET WR at Vikings Vinatieri, Adam NEP PK vs Colts Eagles, Philadelphia PHI Def Posted this in another thread....THIS is the worst lineup in the history of BOTH leagues! 1127254[/snapback] You sir, have never seen a 32 Homers lineup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooGie Posted November 7, 2005 Share Posted November 7, 2005 You sir, have never seen a 32 Homers lineup. 1128901[/snapback] ha. i keep hearing about them, i just thought they were a myth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
msaint Posted November 7, 2005 Author Share Posted November 7, 2005 so did you go with Lewis or Clayton. I was up in the air on those two (+ Givens) and ended up starting Lewis. good luck 1127585[/snapback] Went with Lewis , but that non-catch call screwed me. Amazingly, however, I'm only down three points heading into tonight, and I have Daniel Graham going. Would have won outright had Moss not had his ONLY catch of the day be a TD, or Willie not gotten hurt. Then again, Fragile Fred getting hurt opened the door for a G.Jones TD, so I can't complain about only being down three with this horrific lineup. We get pt/receptions, so what I need from Graham is at least 2 catches 20 yards. KNock on wood, this is his week, not Watson's. :prayingprayingpraying: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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