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Speaking of the Pope


alchico
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A minister was completing a temperance sermon.

 

With great emphasis he said,

 

"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

 

With even greater emphasis he said,

 

"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

 

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,

 

"And if I had all the whiskey in the world,

 

I'd take it and pour it into the river."

 

 

 

Sermon complete, he sat down.

 

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced

 

with a smile :D , nearly laughing :D ,

 

"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365,

 

 

 

"We Shall Gather at the River."

 

 

 

Smile, life is too short not to !!

 

Keep spreading the Cheer.

 

 

 

Meet you at the river :D

:D:D:D:D:D

:D

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