cliaz Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 (edited) You get a trip into the head of Cliaz.........vomit bags are located under you seat. Top 50 things that only live in Cliaz's head: 1. translucent booger monkeys 2. Liquid donkey cheese 3. Ecuadorian Shoe Slug 4. Polynesian boot beetle 5. Pornographic hamster magnets 6. Electronic poop 7. African beach gorilla 8. Tibetan tree goat 9. Bisexual diapers 10. Louisianan lipstick grass 11. Alaskan rock weasel 12. Japanese toilet moth 13. sexually transmitted copper shoe string moles 14. Solar addicted bumper frost 15. Pop tart humping cannibals in drag 16. Tap dancing radish worm 17. spooky peas 18. Bilingual arm pit turtles 19. Color blind pirates 20. Vampires with false teeth 21. Gay toilet paper 22. metallic nipple dogs 23. Hungarian toenail fairy 24. blushing cheese 25. Carbonated T-shirt bees 26. Chili filled twinkey 27. Chocolater burping peter pan peanut butter 28. reflective tampons 29. Muslim raping ankle cats 30. Crispy butterfly lice 31. lesbian sniffing panoramic explosive pubic hair 32. Urine flavored French toast 33. Violent cucumber ants 34. digital chewing paramedics with an acorn fetish 35. Rubber licking Malaysian whale muffins 36. Limp turtle yogurt 37. stinky boomerang feet painted purple 38. Fart insurance 39. Rechargeable pancakes 40. Nickel plated gopher toes 41. Powerful poop 42. dyslexic dish rags 43. Vietnamese jungle tomato 44. Siberian flip flop bat 45. Slutty spiders 46. Pimp yoohoo midget 47. Hot window slugs 48. BBQ flavored nazi socks 49. Ring worm rubbing Italian underware mole 50. Systematically masturbating North Carolina pubic fly Top 2 favorite Web Designers: http://www.2advanced.com/flashindex.htm these guys rock http://www.4guys.com/ Coolest Band Website: http://www.realvast.com/flashindex.htm Favorite Photographer: http://www.terraspirit.com/archives.html Top thinig you must do before you die: http://www.burningman.com/ Most profitable NFL Team in the league: http://www.redskins.com/ Top 5 Shiiitiest things done to a girl friend: 5. Threw my girlfriend out of my 22 (23 or 24 can't remember.) birthday party because she wouldn't blow me in the bathroom. 4. Borrowed another's car to go pick up a chick for a date. 3. Screw her mom 2. Made one leave my house because she had the shiiits and I didn't want her tearing up my bathroom. 1. Married her - poor girl Top 5 video games of all times: 5. Wizardry 4. Metroid 3. Zelda 2. Baulder's gate II 1. World of WarCraft honorable mention: All the resident evil and silent hill games, Madden Top 5 TV Shows of all times: LOST BSG Amazing stories Twilight zone Outer limits Top 5 weirdest places I've had sex: 5. Morgue 4. Back of a coal train 3. Dumpster (don't ask.) 2. Walk-in seafood freezer 1. My bakery table when I worked at Safeway Top 5 Chicks (note this is specific to their age and time.) I thought were hot: 5. Terri Garr in the 70's 4. Sophia Loren in the early 70s 3. Kirsty Alley In Star Trek II 2. Jada Pinkett Smith from Menace II Society 1. Leah Remini just after saved by the bell Top 5 pieces of advice 5. Life is like a d1ck, when it gets hard F(_)ck it. 4. When the Jizz shirt you use to clean up is dirty, just turn it inside out. 3. If she has breast she lies 2. Woman will never understand the alpha male syndrom 1. Go left, really fast, if something gets in your way.....turn. Whelp, there you go folks. Luckly you have to wait 1000 more post to get more. Edited April 12, 2006 by cliaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUGH Man Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicCEO Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 http://www.2advanced.com/flashindex.htm these guys rock http://www.4guys.com/ 1416082[/snapback] I frigging hate websites with sounds. And flash websites with no back button make me furious. Am I alone? Tell those websites to shut the hell up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sores Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Talked in a board meeting today about burning man. ironic. That first web designer you listed is pretty amazing. Second one appears fairly pedestrian. I would like to hear the story about doing the chick's mom. I didn't read the list at the top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecerwin Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 I did it in the school library Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBalla Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Congrats. Zelda is the chit too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Top 5 video games of all times: 5. Wizardry 4. Metroid 3. Zelda 2. Baulder's gate II 1. World of WarCraft 1416082[/snapback] That's pretty good. I usually give up on yer $hit before now. Not having Bezerker, Pitfall and Tempest I think is what they are called is just silly. Good job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolverines Fan Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 (edited) I'm looking forward to 5,000! A walk-in seafood freezer? Didn't something important suffer frostbite? Edited April 12, 2006 by Wolverines Fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecerwin Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 A walk-in seafood freezer? Didn't something important suffer frostbite? 1416135[/snapback] He did imply he had a flesh glove on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Top 5 video games of all times: 5. Wizardry 4. Metroid 3. Zelda 2. Baulder's gate II 1. World of WarCraft honorable mention: All the resident evil and silent hill games, Madden 1416082[/snapback] in wizardry, did you ever do the trick "identify 9"? it gave your bishop 100 million exp points. god, that's so i loved metroid and zelda. i was 13 when zelda came out. my brother, our friend and me got it and stayed up all night taking turns playing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 (edited) Nice milestone post!! I also want to hear the "screw her mom" story. Congrats on 4K! Edited April 12, 2006 by Chargerz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cliaz Posted April 12, 2006 Author Share Posted April 12, 2006 curious, no one wants to know about the morgue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 (edited) Poop Edit to add: and congrats Edited April 12, 2006 by T_bone65 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'canes2004 Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 curious, no one wants to know about the morgue 1416268[/snapback] Um, no. Nice post though and congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolv Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Favorite Pornographer: 1416082[/snapback] fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Roller Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 1416127[/snapback] +1 Congrats! You make the off-season seasonable. Can't wait for the continuing Mind of Cliaz for the next 1000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nogohawk Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Congrats and good stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sores Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 curious, no one wants to know about the morgue 1416268[/snapback] Meh....a morgue is just another place. A MOM on the other hand is all together intriguing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Congrats. I did it in the Smithsonian Institute once. It was a display being built and was closed to the public. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Bob: Where's the strangest place you've ever had sex? Contestant: That'd be up the butt, Bob. Or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolv Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Bob: Where's the strangest place you've ever had sex?Contestant: That'd be up the butt, Bob. Or something like that. 1416529[/snapback] That was on Family Fued Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 That was on Family Fued 1416546[/snapback] I thought it was the Newlywed game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
montster Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 That was on Family Fued 1416546[/snapback] actually, it was the newlywed game. for years, bob eubanks swore that it never happened and no one ever said that. then someone produced the tape! snopes Bob: Here's the last of our five-point questions. Girls, tell me where, specifically, is the weeeeeiirdest place that you personally, girls, have ever gotten the urge the make whoopee. The weirdest place. Olga? Olga: Umm . . . (audience laughter) [pause] Bob: Yes, Olga? Olga: Uh . . . Henry: Go ahead. Bob: Yes, Olga. Olga: I'm trying to think. Umm . . . [Turns to husband.] Gee Henry, what did you say? Bob: Hey, don't ask him. He can't help you out at all. Olga: Is it in the a$$? [Last three words bleeped] Bob: No no no . . . no . . . what I'm talking about is the weirdest location, the weirdest place . . . Olga: The weirdest location. I don't know. [Laughs] Hank: [Laughs uproariously] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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