Jump to content
[[Template core/front/custom/_customHeader is throwing an error. This theme may be out of date. Run the support tool in the AdminCP to restore the default theme.]]

And for the 4000th post


Recommended Posts

You get a trip into the head of Cliaz.........vomit bags are located under you seat.



Top 50 things that only live in Cliaz's head:


1. translucent booger monkeys

2. Liquid donkey cheese

3. Ecuadorian Shoe Slug

4. Polynesian boot beetle

5. Pornographic hamster magnets

6. Electronic poop

7. African beach gorilla

8. Tibetan tree goat

9. Bisexual diapers

10. Louisianan lipstick grass

11. Alaskan rock weasel

12. Japanese toilet moth

13. sexually transmitted copper shoe string moles

14. Solar addicted bumper frost

15. Pop tart humping cannibals in drag

16. Tap dancing radish worm

17. spooky peas

18. Bilingual arm pit turtles

19. Color blind pirates

20. Vampires with false teeth

21. Gay toilet paper

22. metallic nipple dogs

23. Hungarian toenail fairy

24. blushing cheese

25. Carbonated T-shirt bees

26. Chili filled twinkey

27. Chocolater burping peter pan peanut butter

28. reflective tampons

29. Muslim raping ankle cats

30. Crispy butterfly lice

31. lesbian sniffing panoramic explosive pubic hair

32. Urine flavored French toast

33. Violent cucumber ants

34. digital chewing paramedics with an acorn fetish

35. Rubber licking Malaysian whale muffins

36. Limp turtle yogurt

37. stinky boomerang feet painted purple

38. Fart insurance

39. Rechargeable pancakes

40. Nickel plated gopher toes

41. Powerful poop

42. dyslexic dish rags

43. Vietnamese jungle tomato

44. Siberian flip flop bat

45. Slutty spiders

46. Pimp yoohoo midget

47. Hot window slugs

48. BBQ flavored nazi socks

49. Ring worm rubbing Italian underware mole

50. Systematically masturbating North Carolina pubic fly



Top 2 favorite Web Designers:


http://www.2advanced.com/flashindex.htm these guys rock




Coolest Band Website:




Favorite Photographer:




Top thinig you must do before you die:




Most profitable NFL Team in the league:







Top 5 Shiiitiest things done to a girl friend:


5. Threw my girlfriend out of my 22 (23 or 24 can't remember.) birthday party because she wouldn't blow me in the bathroom.


4. Borrowed another's car to go pick up a chick for a date.


3. Screw her mom


2. Made one leave my house because she had the shiiits and I didn't want her tearing up my bathroom.


1. Married her - poor girl



Top 5 video games of all times:


5. Wizardry

4. Metroid

3. Zelda

2. Baulder's gate II

1. World of WarCraft


honorable mention: All the resident evil and silent hill games, Madden


Top 5 TV Shows of all times:




Amazing stories

Twilight zone

Outer limits


Top 5 weirdest places I've had sex:


5. Morgue

4. Back of a coal train

3. Dumpster (don't ask.)

2. Walk-in seafood freezer

1. My bakery table when I worked at Safeway


Top 5 Chicks (note this is specific to their age and time.) I thought were hot:


5. Terri Garr in the 70's

4. Sophia Loren in the early 70s

3. Kirsty Alley In Star Trek II

2. Jada Pinkett Smith from Menace II Society

1. Leah Remini just after saved by the bell

Top 5 pieces of advice


5. Life is like a d1ck, when it gets hard F(_)ck it.

4. When the Jizz shirt you use to clean up is dirty, just turn it inside out.

3. If she has breast she lies

2. Woman will never understand the alpha male syndrom

1. Go left, really fast, if something gets in your way.....turn.


Whelp, there you go folks. Luckly you have to wait 1000 more post to get more.

Edited by cliaz
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Sores

Talked in a board meeting today about burning man. ironic.


That first web designer you listed is pretty amazing. Second one appears fairly pedestrian.



I would like to hear the story about doing the chick's mom.



I didn't read the list at the top.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Top 5 video games of all times:


5. Wizardry

4. Metroid

3. Zelda

2. Baulder's gate II

1. World of WarCraft








That's pretty good. I usually give up on yer $hit before now. Not having Bezerker, Pitfall and Tempest I think is what they are called is just silly.




Good job.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Top 5 video games of all times:


5. Wizardry

4. Metroid

3. Zelda

2. Baulder's gate II

1. World of WarCraft


honorable mention: All the resident evil and silent hill games, Madden









in wizardry, did you ever do the trick "identify 9"? it gave your bishop 100 million exp points. god, that's so :D


i loved metroid and zelda. i was 13 when zelda came out. my brother, our friend and me got it and stayed up all night taking turns playing it. :D:D

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Sores
curious, no one wants to know about the morgue








Meh....a morgue is just another place. A MOM on the other hand is all together intriguing.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

That was on Family Fued  :D







actually, it was the newlywed game. for years, bob eubanks swore that it never happened and no one ever said that. then someone produced the tape! snopes


Bob: Here's the last of our five-point questions. Girls, tell me where, specifically, is the weeeeeiirdest place that you personally, girls, have ever gotten the urge the make whoopee. The weirdest place. Olga?


Olga: Umm . . . (audience laughter)




Bob: Yes, Olga?


Olga: Uh . . .


Henry: Go ahead.


Bob: Yes, Olga.


Olga: I'm trying to think. Umm . . . [Turns to husband.] Gee Henry, what did you say?


Bob: Hey, don't ask him. He can't help you out at all.


Olga: Is it in the a$$? [Last three words bleeped]


Bob: No no no . . . no . . . what I'm talking about is the weirdest location, the weirdest place . . .


Olga: The weirdest location. I don't know. [Laughs]


Hank: [Laughs uproariously]

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.


  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
  • Create New...

Important Information