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Trouble brewing in the land of BFD


Big F'n Dave
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As some of you know, I sold my business several months ago and have since been kinda looking for a job/kinda fu*king off playing golf and stuff. Well the job search has gone into hyperdrive here in the past four to six weeks, but still nothing's happening. So Mrs. BFD (after 10 years out of the work force) went on her first interview last week and - BOOM - gets hired on as a writer for our local paper.

She started Monday and has been doing the 9 - to- 5. I've made an attempt to pick up the slack around the house. It's not my strong point, but I have made an attempt. Went grocery shopping today, the two kids in tow. Finished the list, returned home in a shorter time than she ever makes it and put the groceries away. She comes in for lunch 10 minutes after I'd put all the sh*t away and proceeds to redo everything. Apparent;y, I'd put every single item in the wrong place. In addition, I'd stripped the beds before I left and was washing some clothes. She wants to know why I was washing this with that, what setting had I used for the comforter, blah blah f'n blah.

I was single for 29 years before I was married. I know how to put away groceries and do laundry. I told her how aggravating it was have her come behind me and redo all of the things I'd done (IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP HER) and she gets pissy about ME being in a bad mood. :D

I'm gonna make a prediction here: BFD will be gainfully employed OR single within the next six weeks. :D

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As some of you know, I sold my business several months ago and have since been kinda looking for a job/kinda fu*king off playing golf and stuff. Well the job search has gone into hyperdrive here in the past four to six weeks, but still nothing's happening. So Mrs. BFD (after 10 years out of the work force) went on her first interview last week and - BOOM - gets hired on as a writer for our local paper.

She started Monday and has been doing the 9 - to- 5. I've made an attempt to pick up the slack around the house. It's not my strong point, but I have made an attempt. Went grocery shopping today, the two kids in tow. Finished the list, returned home in a shorter time than she ever makes it and put the groceries away. She comes in for lunch 10 minutes after I'd put all the sh*t away and proceeds to redo everything. Apparent;y, I'd put every single item in the wrong place. In addition, I'd stripped the beds before I left and was washing some clothes. She wants to know why I was washing this with that, what setting had I used for the comforter, blah blah f'n blah.

I was single for 29 years before I was married. I know how to put away groceries and do laundry. I told her how aggravating it was have her come behind me and redo all of the things I'd done (IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP HER) and she gets pissy about ME being in a bad mood. :D

I'm gonna make a prediction here: BFD will be gainfully employed OR single within the next six weeks. :D

 

yup good luck dude... good luck

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she has to give you some room to do it your way if you are going to be mr. mom. she should be admiring your big f'n effort to make the adjustment vs. picking apart your technique. of course, you could just understand how she likes it and bend to her will ...

 

good god man. get a job and get outta there.

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As some of you know, I sold my business several months ago and have since been kinda looking for a job/kinda fu*king off playing golf and stuff. Well the job search has gone into hyperdrive here in the past four to six weeks, but still nothing's happening. So Mrs. BFD (after 10 years out of the work force) went on her first interview last week and - BOOM - gets hired on as a writer for our local paper.

She started Monday and has been doing the 9 - to- 5. I've made an attempt to pick up the slack around the house. It's not my strong point, but I have made an attempt. Went grocery shopping today, the two kids in tow. Finished the list, returned home in a shorter time than she ever makes it and put the groceries away. She comes in for lunch 10 minutes after I'd put all the sh*t away and proceeds to redo everything. Apparent;y, I'd put every single item in the wrong place. In addition, I'd stripped the beds before I left and was washing some clothes. She wants to know why I was washing this with that, what setting had I used for the comforter, blah blah f'n blah.

I was single for 29 years before I was married. I know how to put away groceries and do laundry. I told her how aggravating it was have her come behind me and redo all of the things I'd done (IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP HER) and she gets pissy about ME being in a bad mood. :D

I'm gonna make a prediction here: BFD will be gainfully employed OR single within the next six weeks. :D

 

 

Edit one of her atricles and hand it back to her.

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Go out and buy new curtains for the kitchen now that you'll be spending more time than her there. Also add a little 20" plasma to watch the ball games on while you're cooking.

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I'm thinkin' you should prolly get off the boards and figure out how your gonna screw up supper and get all your whites white again. (you know, with that one red sock you prolly mixed in) :D

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