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another little johnny


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Little Johnny strikes again

 

A grade school teacher in Tennessee asked her students to

use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

 

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my

granddad's farm, and we all saw his sheep. It was

fascinating."

 

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use

the word 'fascinate', not fascinating."

 

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to

Graceland and I was fascinated."

 

The teacher said, " Well, that was good Sally, but I

wanted you to use the word 'fascinate', not fascinated."

 

Little Johnny raised his hand.

 

The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by

Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way

he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

 

Little Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a shirt with ten

buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."

 

The teacher cried.

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