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Wiping

Men In Tights

By Men In Tights,
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Your procedure for wiping  

78 members have voted

  1. 1. Let's start with tp

    • Just one square for me
      1
    • A decent amount, enough to prevent my fingers from breaking through
      55
    • Cover my entire hand with layers so there isn't a remote chance of breaking through
      19
    • I use moist wipes
      2
    • Other
      1

  2. 2. Wiping Part I

    • One swipe front to back and toss in
      31
    • One swipe back to front and toss in
      15
    • Scrub back and forth rigorously
      16
    • Fold tp around finger and clean out inside
      1
    • All of the above
      15

  3. 3. Wiping Part II

    • Wipe until paper is clean
      59
    • Wipe until remnants are minimal
      18
    • One wipe is good enough regardless
      1

  4. 4. Wiping Part III

    • Wipe while standing
      15
    • Wipe while sitting
      44
    • Combination of the above
      19

  5. 5. Wiping Part IV

    • You sometimes find the need to do a little clean up a couple hours after a dump
      52
    • My underwear will catch what is needed
      26

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What method does the Official Federation of Planets Officers Manual recommend for wiping (from the original Star Trek series)?

 

 

 

 

 

Circle Uranus (your anus) in search for Klingons.

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