tonorator Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Three months after her birth, Baby Suri, is still unseen, even by the family's closest friends. A source says Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show her off to fellow Scientologists John Travolta, Kelly Preston and Lisa Marie Presley. Even good pals Will and Jada Pinkett Smith supposedly have not met her, despite repeated calls to Cruise. "Every time, it's a different excuse: He's busy or Kate's not feeling well," says a source. '[The Smiths] think it's so weird." i'm worried about baby suri ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecerwin Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 If I were one to worry about crazy hollywood types I'd worry about Suri and Katie. Tom is crazier than a crack head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moss6 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 She has been recalled to the planet on the other side of the sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 :groan: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip_Side Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 It's an Alien Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 She has been recalled to the planet on the other side of the sun That would be Gor, where men are men and women are slaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffeeman Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 That would be Gor, where men are men and women are slaves. Good series right there. Made mah pants tight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godtomsatan Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 I'm glad they're keeping it caged up and not letting people take pictures of it's mangled features. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh B Tool Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 It is because Katie has a baaaaddd case of post baby depression and is in the closet taking Zoloft, all the while Tom is telling anyone who cares that there is no such thing as depression and it is all in a persons mind while he jumps up and down on their furniture. Little Suri? she's actually at her uncle Hubbards house getting a daily dose of Scientology flashcards thrown her way every two minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecerwin Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 It is because Katie has a baaaaddd case of post baby depression and is in the closet taking Zoloft, all the while Tom is telling anyone who cares that there is no such thing as depression and it is all in a persons mind while he jumps up and down on their furniture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggamer3 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 I'm glad they're keeping it caged up and not letting people take pictures of it's mangled features. i hate Tom Cruise too, but lets cut out the insults on the poor kid who has to live with him. no need to say that its deformed or whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip_Side Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 What's so bad about Tom Cruise anyway? He's just a huge scientology freak, but other than that I think he's a great actor, seems like a decent guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecerwin Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 (edited) What's so bad about Tom Cruise anyway? He's just a huge scientology freak, but other than that I think he's a great actor, seems like a decent guy. Are you ghey (NTTAWWT)? He is just a creep. Edited July 13, 2006 by thecerwin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darin3 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 [Geography ] Suri is sure a weird name. Notice the lack of any [/]'ing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaP'N GRuNGe Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 The gossip on the radio the other day: Suri was born a couple months prior to the announced birth date and Katie was pretending to be pregnant in her last trimester. The reason? The baby is not Cruise's but rather her previous boyfriend. The timing of the baby coming so soon would show that Cruise couldn't be the father because they hadn't been going out yet. Supposedly the can't show picture of a 3 month old baby that was supposedly just born because that would give away the secret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 I think following the lead of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have decided to keep their newborn baby hidden away in a developing nation. "But which developing nation?" you ask. Why the South American country of Suriname, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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