billay Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 A friend of mine just sent me this. I just thought I'd throw it out there... 01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnaturalthings like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 11) Gay marriage is gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 ask skins about that dog thing ... he's big on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Flick Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 11) Gay marriage is gay. You forgot the NTTAWWT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TDFFFreak Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 ticking time bomb of a thread right here..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 ticking time bomb of a thread right here..... followed bi.....which Huddler would you like to cuddle with........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 which Huddler would you like to cuddle with........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Hankk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 fantasy jesus' avatar ... or any of the quimby classics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 I couldn't care less, what Gay people do, not my business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H8tank Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 This is a REALLY great platform for the Gaymocrats to run on this fall in '08, the American people are really behind you! You forgot about how gay people are more likely to commit suicide, live shorter lives, live in depression, have a communicable disease, wear ugly clothes and rape children. NTTIAWWT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 (edited) Ah yes, the gays and their love affair with raping children... Edited July 12, 2006 by alexgaddis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 You forgot about how gay people wear ugly clothes I dunno, I thought that purple genie outfit was the shizzle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Flick Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 This is a REALLY great platform for the Gaymocrats to run on this fall in '08, the American people are really behind you! You forgot about how gay people are more likely to commit suicide, live shorter lives, live in depression, have a communicable disease, wear ugly clothes and rape children. NTTIAWWT or : Equal Rights: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 The list is extemely stupid, but I have no problem with civil unions. Let the eat c.. what ever it is they eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godtomsatan Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 You forgot about how gay people are more likely to commit suicide, live shorter lives, live in depression, have a communicable disease, wear ugly clothes and rape children. NTTIAWWT If in fact any of these are true, don't you think these things have more to do with being socially outcast than being gay? And what do they have to do with gay marriage? And how come you're such an authority on this subject? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardrocker Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 my guess is after happy hour this could heat up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marauders11 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 this thread is ghey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marauders11 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. so true.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 my guess is after happy hour this could heat up... i'm up for a safety meeting........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Misfit Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Still trying to rationalize your enjoyment of Brokeback Mountain, eh billay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Still trying to rationalize your enjoyment of Brokeback Mountain, eh billay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 ask skins about that dog thing ... he's big on that. tonormandog, you are the one who loves animals, not me. You explained very logically how man on dog would result if gay marriage was legalized and I assumed you were speaking about yer personal choices and situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSab Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Still trying to rationalize your enjoyment of Brokeback Mountain, eh billay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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