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It only takes one time. An old GF had always been opposed to it until she decided to watch some pron with me once. She loved it and was all over me after about 5 mins of watching. After that one time she would buy pron for us. She would always pick out ones that she thought were more from the women's perspective and I didn't care becasue it was freakin awesome either way.

 

Yep, it took a lot of doing to get my wife to agree to watching it with me, but once she did she loves it. We shop for it together. While I know she likes watching porn with me, I don't think she cares too much about me looking at it on the net. I think it has to do with her being involved. That's not to say she doesn't know I look at it on the net, but I do try to be descreat about it.

 

My wife will also go to the strip clubs and buy me lap dances. :D

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Thats what I am doing...talking to her and trying to get her to see another perspective...she is open to it but very hesitant...

 

Take her to a porn shack with you. They have clean ones now. Me and my wife go to New Fine Arts whever we have a babysitter even if it'll be a couple of weeks before we have time enough to watch. My wife likes anything done by Digital Sin, it is my understading that's a pretty popular choice amongst the wimins.

 

:D yo's wife has such a stong feminist objection to the subjugation and abuse she'll only compromise her values if it'll get him out of the house for a few hours. :D

 

My wife's only deal is nothing behind her back. No porn, no strip clubs. I can't even go to hooters without her. Of course there a 99% chance you aren't as attractive as I am so you might not need such juvenile rules. :D

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It's funny because she'll watch a DVD or video of it with no problem but I think she would cut my peter off if she caught me on the web. Makes no sense what so ever. I was watching a free web cam show last night on some website and was paranoid as candied yams she would catch me.

 

Marriage, what a beautiful thing sometimes. :D

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It's funny because she'll watch a DVD or video of it with no problem but I think she would cut my peter off if she caught me on the web. Makes no sense what so ever. I was watching a free web cam show last night on some website and was paranoid as candied yams she would catch me.

 

Marriage, what a beautiful thing sometimes. :D

 

She doesn't want you watching it without her. My wife is the same way, only if she catches me, it means I'm not getting any for a day or two, because she figures I've already satisified my needs.

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She doesn't want you watching it without her. My wife is the same way, only if she catches me, it means I'm not getting any for a day or two, because she figures I've already satisified my needs.

 

 

I've never tested my wife's rule. Something about gift horses and mouths.

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:D yo's wife has such a stong feminist objection to the subjugation and abuse she'll only compromise her values if it'll get him out of the house for a few hours. :D

 

:D yeah that was my thought as well. why don't her feminist objections to the subjection and objectification of women extend to strippers as well? :D

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:jealous:

 

Totally and firmly against it. I have gotten her to watch it once before and it ruined the evening. I tried and tired until it created a great tension, won't ever try again. She is against EVERYTHING, strippers, nudie mags, you name it.

 

She has her reasons and I respect that.

 

Oh and it has nothing to do with her being jealous, she views it as cheating. She's prettier than anyone I've ever seen in any of those videos. Granted i've only seen a handful.

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:jealous:

 

Totally and firmly against it. I have gotten her to watch it once before and it ruined the evening. I tried and tired until it created a great tension, won't ever try again. She is against EVERYTHING, strippers, nudie mags, you name it.

 

She has her reasons and I respect that.

 

at least you tried...

 

Either my wife will watch it and like it, or she'll hate it and I'll do things behind her back I guess..

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She doesn't want you watching it without her. My wife is the same way, only if she catches me, it means I'm not getting any for a day or two, because she figures I've already satisified my needs.

 

 

Somehow the computer is much more threatening in terms of fidelity and she isn't the most computer knowledgable at this point to know the viewing on a website or what not is the same as a porn DVD.

 

She would probably just give me Athenae about it for a few days, more hassle then it's worth quite honestly. I found the site last night through establishboards. It was nice. :D Our boy my obsession is all over that board.

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:D yo's wife has such a stong feminist objection to the subjugation and abuse she'll only compromise her values if it'll get him out of the house for a few hours. :D

 

What can I say, she sees a distinction between pron and strip clubs. But I think the big factor is that when I go to a strip club, it's for a purpose (usually celebrating someone getting married, or getting ready to have kid, or some other positive event). Sitting around alone, jerking off to what see perceives to be legally sanctioned sexual abuse, doesn't resonate quite as well with her modern notions of feminism.

 

I mean, she doesn't have a problem nudity, or me looking at naked chicks; she recognizes that the female form is a thing of art. In fact, we have a lot of tasteful naked chick art around the house. Granted, much of it is in celebration of family and fertility. Some of it is even of her. But a lot of her clients are young women who are victims of a wide range sexual abuse, so that has a lot to do with why she views pron differently.

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Somehow the computer is much more threatening in terms of fidelity and she isn't the most computer knowledgable at this point to know the viewing on a website or what not is the same as a porn DVD.

 

She would probably just give me Athenae about it for a few days, more hassle then it's worth quite honestly. I found the site last night through establishboards. It was nice. :DOur boy my obsession is all over that board.

 

Is he ever, I think all he does is look for pron...

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cause strippers are all healthy well adjusted wimmins just doing it for the money... :D

Yeah, they're trying to put themselves through med school. :D

 

If I had a dollar everytime one told me that...wait, I usually have a stack of them at that point. :D

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:D yeah that was my thought as well. why don't her feminist objections to the subjection and objectification of women extend to strippers as well? :D

 

 

Not sure if that's a valid arguemtn, I think it was once said as a joke but like all good jokes it has more than a grain of truth in it: at a strip joint who is really taking advantage of who?

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My wife doesnt care at all. I never save any files or put those sites in my favorites though .

 

If she ever gave me a hard time id say.."Do you have a black ass?" she would say no..and I would say ."I need to see one somewhere"

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What can I say, she sees a distinction between pron and strip clubs. But I think the big factor is that when I go to a strip club, it's for a purpose (usually celebrating someone getting married, or getting ready to have kid, or some other positive event). Sitting around alone, jerking off to what see perceives to be legally sanctioned sexual abuse, doesn't resonate quite as well with her modern notions of feminism.

 

I mean, she doesn't have a problem nudity, or me looking at naked chicks; she recognizes that the female form is a thing of art. In fact, we have a lot of tasteful naked chick art around the house. Granted, much of it is in celebration of family and fertility. Some of it is even of her. But a lot of her clients are young women who are victims of a wide range sexual abuse, so that has a lot to do with why she views pron differently.

 

I was just giving you a hard time but I'd be willing to wager that strippers aren't immune to whatever problems chicks in porn movies have. Heck I know a few feminazis who believe that porn is a perfectly acceptable way for wimmins to express their sexual wimminess. They are gross lesbians but they have excellent taste in porn.

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True story. I get married to my wife who is absolutely wonderful in every way possible. We've been married about a year I would guess. For whatever reason, we were talking and the subject of Playboy came up and she said she didn't care if I had them or not. She said her father had them from time to time when she was growing up and they are "no big deal". I feel assured that I have truly married a wonderful woman. She has very deep swedish roots, so I was not surprised what with the Bikini girls and all.

 

Maybe a month or two goes by and there was something in Playboy that was topical that I actually wanted to read. So I buy one, read whatever article there was while of course admiring other sections of the magazine as was intended by the publisher. Thinking that I had best be open about owning said magazine, I left it out on my desk intentionally despite my normal make inclination to hide it and be safe. Next day I am watching TV and the following takes place:

 

Me: "... man this Cheers show is funny. Honeybunch! Come watch what Norm and Cliff are doing!"

 

Wife appears in the doorway holding something in her hand. She just stands there glaring at me.

 

Me: " um... sorry about the toilet seat?"

 

She: "So. Do you want to do her?"

 

Me: "... excuse me. What?"

 

She: "Do you want to do her?"

 

Me: " Do I want to do what to who? What? Who? What? What?"

 

She: "I found THIS on your desk"

 

Magazine is cast at me, unfortunately flapping open with the centerfold showing when it hits my lap. I slowly close the magazine while my mind races like a mouse getting chased by a cat in a room with no exits.

 

Me: " Oh yeah. It had an article I wanted to read. You said it was okay to buy Playboy. I really remember that. It was just a day or two ago. Really."

 

She: " So did you look at the pictures?"

 

Me: " Well I, uh, sure. I bought the whole magazine so I scanned through all of it. Of course. There were pictures. "

 

She: "Did you find one you want to do or do you just want to do all of them?"

 

Deep breath.... thinking... thinking... I got nothing.

 

Me: " Of course not. Before we proceed, I would like to revert back to the discussion where you said it was okay for me to purchase a Playboy. I was there. You said it. Really."

 

She: " But that was before you bought one, wasn't it? Wasn't it?"

 

This is when I realize why I never went into law. And that no woman is going to follow the rational track of a male.

 

Me: " Yes. It was before. Because I, because you... the magazine is just... but you... I am totally lost here... I'm sorry??"

 

She just stands there looking at me. As males, we try to analyze situations to figure them out and explain what is happening. This is something that we keep to ourselves after being married for a while. Being that I was only married about a year, I then committed a cardinal sin.

 

Me: " Okay. I get it. You're menstrating, right?"

 

 

Bottom line - it took about a day to get past that and I have never bought one since. She later said she was not aware that it would be a problem to her until she saw that I had one. I just figure it is safer to not temp fate again.

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I was just giving you a hard time but I'd be willing to wager that strippers aren't immune to whatever problems chicks in porn movies have. Heck I know a few feminazis who believe that porn is a perfectly acceptable way for wimmins to express their sexual wimminess. They are gross lesbians but they have excellent taste in porn.

Oh, I know you were just ribbing me (for your pleasure). I didn't take it personally at all.

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[quote name='DMD' date='7/13/06 8:17pm' post='1555346'

Me: " Okay. I get it. You're menstrating, right?"

 

:D While reading the post this is all i could think about. So she was, wasn't she :D Good story

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