spain Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 I mentioned my recent visit to my Doctor, a certain New York Jew named Dr. King. He has been my Doc for a long time and I will never go to anybody else. Well, every year I go get a check up. This time he took about 3 gallons of blood ostensibly to do a complete blood profile. There is a history of a couple different maladies in my family, mostly cirrosis of the liver and gunshot wounds. So, he checks my blood every year, but not to this degree. He also raised the spector of starting with the "finger wave". I have never had that done outside the confines of a sexual relationship and told him that although I was quite fond of him, my religion prevented me from allowing another man to "digitize" me. He said next year he is going to demand it. So, I am on countdown as of now..364 days until I get buggered... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Precisely why I have a woman doctor. Somehow it is just a teeny bit better when a woman does it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azazello1313 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Somehow it is just a teeny bit better when a woman does it. smaller knuckles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 (edited) I mentioned my recent visit to my Doctor, a certain New York Jew named Dr. King. He has been my Doc for a long time and I will never go to anybody else. Well, every year I go get a check up. This time he took about 3 gallons of blood ostensibly to do a complete blood profile. There is a history of a couple different maladies in my family, mostly cirrosis of the liver and gunshot wounds. So, he checks my blood every year, but not to this degree. He also raised the spector of starting with the "finger wave". I have never had that done outside the confines of a sexual relationship and told him that although I was quite fond of him, my religion prevented me from allowing another man to "digitize" me. He said next year he is going to demand it. So, I am on countdown as of now..364 days until I get buggered... F A G Edited July 18, 2006 by alexgaddis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Ryan Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 He also raised the spector of starting with the "finger wave". I have never had that done outside the confines of a sexual relationship What kind of sex are you having with those Sheep. You let one put their finger in your butt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Spain's doctor ----> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Spain's doctor ----> Ah yes. He had the assfinger pointed at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Precisely why I have a woman doctor. Somehow it is just a teeny bit better when a woman does it. Exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Precisely why I have a woman doctor. Somehow it is just a teeny bit better when a woman does it. Problem is then she see's that I'm a teeny bit teeny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiegie Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 This reminds of a few years ago when I asked you guys for advice on how to pick a doctor and one you said, "When you go into the office and shake hands with him, check for small fingers." (that advice still cracks me up) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clubfoothead Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Meh. Fingers are nothing call me when you graduate to cameras, wuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh 0ne Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Spain's doctor ----> Spain -----> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrobn26 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 . <spain: <Dr. King in 364 more days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning Linguist Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Meh. Fingers are nothing call me when you graduate to cameras, wuss. Wurd. I can uh... relate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted July 18, 2006 Author Share Posted July 18, 2006 Should I do this before I go under the finger: To Avoid Unsightly Embarrasment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuke'em ttg Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 ruined his day....... ......... Teaser............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 (edited) That camera can't be much worse than when I had an ultrasound of the prostate That probe they used was, well, uh...large. Edited July 18, 2006 by Puddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 My only advice is don't start singing Copacabana by Barry Manilow like I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 What kind of sex are you having with those Sheep. You let one put their finger in your butt. Sheep have fingers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh B Tool Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 I mentioned my recent visit to my Doctor, a certain New York Jew named Dr. King. He has been my Doc for a long time and I will never go to anybody else. Well, every year I go get a check up. This time he took about 3 gallons of blood ostensibly to do a complete blood profile. There is a history of a couple different maladies in my family, mostly cirrosis of the liver and gunshot wounds. So, he checks my blood every year, but not to this degree. He also raised the spector of starting with the "finger wave". I have never had that done outside the confines of a sexual relationship and told him that although I was quite fond of him, my religion prevented me from allowing another man to "digitize" me. He said next year he is going to demand it. So, I am on countdown as of now..364 days until I get buggered... Well then it looks as if you have 364 days to find a Ram of your liking, because me thinks you will turn into a WR rather than a QB after this. Oh yeah and make sure you wear pink the first day you meet said Ram Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spain Posted July 18, 2006 Author Share Posted July 18, 2006 What kind of sex are you having with those Sheep. You let one put their finger in your butt. Once you go cloven hoof, you never go back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelBunz Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Once you go cloven hoof, you never go back... I think Sarge has been hallucinating mutant sheep down there in TEXAS, OUR TEXAS, OH HAIL THE MIGHTY STATE, TEXAS OUR TEXAS, SO WONDERFUL AND GREAT.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Ryan Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 I think Sarge has been hallucinating mutant sheep down there in TEXAS, OUR TEXAS, OH HAIL THE MIGHTY STATE, TEXAS OUR TEXAS, SO WONDERFUL AND GREAT.... I dont think I have ever seen a real sheep before. They all migrate near Nashville, for some reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gilthorp Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 . <spain: <Dr. King in 364 more days. But, today it was. Doctor: Spain: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckB Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 . <spain: <Dr. King in 364 more days. I laughed out loud Nice job RR Actually there's a lot of good graemlin use in this thread. I wish I was good at it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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