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My Investment Plan


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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would

> >now be worth $49.00.

> >

> >With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

> >

> >With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

> >

> >But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank

> >all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling

> >REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

> >

> >Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink

> >heavily and recycle.

> >

> >It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

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With the price of beer and the payout for scrap alumimum, the payout would be far less than $214.

 

But you can still drink into that investment. :D

 

 

In Michigan we have to pay a deposit of .10 and then get it refunded. So our investment would only net $0, 7 hangovers, 1 DUI, 3 hand jobs and an additional $350 spent at Taco Bell.

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With the price of beer and the payout for scrap alumimum, the payout would be far less than $214.

 

But you can still drink into that investment. :D

 

 

:D yes, this is correct, take it from someone who does drink heavily and does recycle them for $$.

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What is this 'recycling' you speak of? :D

 

 

Well I do it for my kids, i have saved over $2000 for them since I started, so to some it may be money that you could care less about, but my kids will thank me tremendously down the road, so mock and laugh all you want, but that shiatt does add up.

 

FWIW, i also have a drunk uncle and my mother in law who saves the cans as well.

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