wiegie Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Today I was driving to work and I saw a bumper-sticker that made me think that the person who was driving the car was a moran. I then started thinking about other bumper-stickers I had seen that made me feel the same way. Here are a few of them: "Women are born leaders... You're following one now" "I smoke and I vote" "Mondale/Ferraro" (Seen on a 2000-something Honda in the faculty parking lot at my university) "W--04" "Don't let the car fool you, my treasure is in Heaven" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 "This car will be empty during Rapture" or some BS like that. "Kerry/Gore". Okay, they lost. Get over it and peel that crap off already. On the same subject....Why do people with metal fishes on their bumpers all drive like crap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursa Majoris Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Anything with either or both of the words Bush and Cheney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 "Bush/Jesus 04" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 "Bush/Jesus 04" That's in '08, ya maroon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brewer Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 I :heart: economics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pope Flick Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 JANE FONDA Traitor American Bttch - this is like seeing a Pinto on the road, rarer than rare but still the best find. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perchoutofwater Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 I think anyone that puts a bumper sticker on their car is an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furd Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 I think anyone that puts a bumper sticker on their car is an idiot. +1 We sure are agreeing a lot lately Perchie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexgaddis Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 I think anyone that puts a bumper sticker on their car is an idiot. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 I think anyone that puts a bumper sticker on their car is an idiot. +2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh B Tool Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 I don't know, I sort of like bumper stickers and license plate holders that say clever things. As long as they are not on my rigs. Reading them keeps bordom down some. Some of the best and worst I've seen. Good "Hate Texas now, beat the rush later."(Made me smile) "I'm the one your Mother warned you about"(Reminded me of me) "If a coyote died in the woods and no one heard it. Would it still be poaching?"(got a spot light there buddy?) "Your other car is a camel"(short and to the point) "Someday you wil find yourself, and wish you were still lost."(another that made me laugh) "Proud Member of the Raider Nation"(no explanation needed) Bad "Visualise Whirled Peas"(and while you are at it remember the ribeye) "Free Tibet Now!" (you go over there and fight for it hipster) "I need a latte'"(latte's are $50 a gallon, gas is $3 a gallon yet I bet you they girlie about the price of gas huh) My other car is a...... (yeah and my other woman is Jenna Jameson) Ugly Anything to do with being a true Seattle sports team fan (in the twenty something years I have lived here, I have never seen such large and such small bandwagons as there are up here. Friggin' unreal. Getting better, but still is bad) "Vets for W in '04" (silly and sad at the same time) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chargerz Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 A person driving a Yugo with a bumper sticker saying "My other car is a Porsche"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddy Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 On the same subject....Why do people with metal fishes on their bumpers all drive like crap? Puddy: Alright, what did I do? Elaine: David, I'm going to hell! The worst place in the world! With devils and those caves and the ragged clothing! And the heat! My god, the heat! I mean, what do you think about all that? Puddy: Gonna be rough. Elaine: Uh, you should be trying to save me! Puddy: Don't boss me! This is why you're going to hell. Elaine: I am not going to hell and if you think I'm going to hell, you should care that I'm going to hell even though I am not. Puddy: You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you? Elaine: Yeah, that's right! Elaine places her hands beside her head, index fingers raised as 'horns' and she emits a gutteral growling sound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Puddy: Alright, what did I do? Elaine: David, I'm going to hell! The worst place in the world! With devils and those caves and the ragged clothing! And the heat! My god, the heat! I mean, what do you think about all that? Puddy: Gonna be rough. Elaine: Uh, you should be trying to save me! Puddy: Don't boss me! This is why you're going to hell. Elaine: I am not going to hell and if you think I'm going to hell, you should care that I'm going to hell even though I am not. Puddy: You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you? Elaine: Yeah, that's right! Elaine places her hands beside her head, index fingers raised as 'horns' and she emits a gutteral growling sound. I think of this scene every time I see a car with a Jesus fish on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Irish Doggy Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 "Bin Laden SUCKS!!!!" - Way to go out on a limb there, pal. "My kid is in Iraq so your kid can party in college." - Inferiority complex much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cre8tiff Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 (edited) I think of this scene every time I see a car with a Jesus fish on it. Moranic: I :heart: whatever. Calvin peeing on anything. BUT I do love my Darwin fish. Edited August 7, 2006 by cre8tiff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 BUT I do love my Darwin fish. Darwin fish Jesus fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grits and Shins Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Texas Ex ... or anything that says Longhorns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dread Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 There aren't too many that are funny...most just show the stupidity of the driver, such as: A couple of Paul Wellstone stickers: What would Wellstone do? Never Park the Bus Any that have calvin peeing, especially those chevy/ford/dodge pickup drivers that have calving peeing on chevy/ford/dodge symbols...do they realize they are putting the name of the vehicle they hate on their own vehicle? The very clever "my kid can beat up your honor student" My ferret is smarter than your honor student Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukon Cornelius Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 Jesus fish GW in O4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_bone65 Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 I saw a car from Texas with a homemade bumper sticker on it that said: Khloe, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian? and had a picture of W next to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bier Meister Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 "how do you like my vette?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimC Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 "how do you like my vette?" "how do you like my wing that adds 38 horsepower?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonorator Posted August 7, 2006 Share Posted August 7, 2006 browse for the rest of the day here ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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