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Bumper sticker that make you think the car's driver is a moran

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Today I was driving to work and I saw a bumper-sticker that made me think that the person who was driving the car was a moran. I then started thinking about other bumper-stickers I had seen that made me feel the same way. Here are a few of them:

 

"Women are born leaders... You're following one now"

 

"I smoke and I vote"

 

"Mondale/Ferraro" (Seen on a 2000-something Honda in the faculty parking lot at my university)

 

"W--04"

 

"Don't let the car fool you, my treasure is in Heaven"

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"This car will be empty during Rapture" or some BS like that.

 

"Kerry/Gore". Okay, they lost. Get over it and peel that crap off already.

 

 

 

On the same subject....Why do people with metal fishes on their bumpers all drive like crap?

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Anything with either or both of the words Bush and Cheney.

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"Bush/Jesus 04"

 

 

That's in '08, ya maroon.

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JANE FONDA

Traitor American Bttch

 

 

- this is like seeing a Pinto on the road, rarer than rare but still the best find.

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I think anyone that puts a bumper sticker on their car is an idiot.

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I think anyone that puts a bumper sticker on their car is an idiot.

 

 

+1

 

We sure are agreeing a lot lately Perchie.

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I think anyone that puts a bumper sticker on their car is an idiot.

 

 

+2

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I don't know, I sort of like bumper stickers and license plate holders that say clever things. As long as they are not on my rigs. Reading them keeps bordom down some. Some of the best and worst I've seen.

 

Good

"Hate Texas now, beat the rush later."(Made me smile)

 

"I'm the one your Mother warned you about"(Reminded me of me)

 

"If a coyote died in the woods and no one heard it. Would it still be poaching?"(got a spot light there buddy?)

 

"Your other car is a camel"(short and to the point)

 

"Someday you wil find yourself, and wish you were still lost."(another that made me laugh)

 

"Proud Member of the Raider Nation"(no explanation needed)

 

Bad

"Visualise Whirled Peas"(and while you are at it remember the ribeye)

 

"Free Tibet Now!" (you go over there and fight for it hipster)

 

"I need a latte'"(latte's are $50 a gallon, gas is $3 a gallon yet I bet you they girlie about the price of gas huh)

 

My other car is a...... (yeah and my other woman is Jenna Jameson)

 

Ugly

Anything to do with being a true Seattle sports team fan (in the twenty something years I have lived here, I have never seen such large and such small bandwagons as there are up here. Friggin' unreal. Getting better, but still is bad)

 

"Vets for W in '04" (silly and sad at the same time)

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A person driving a Yugo with a bumper sticker saying "My other car is a Porsche"! :D

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On the same subject....Why do people with metal fishes on their bumpers all drive like crap?

 

 

Puddy: Alright, what did I do?

 

Elaine: David, I'm going to hell! The worst place in the world! With devils

and those caves and the ragged clothing! And the heat! My god, the heat! I

mean, what do you think about all that?

 

Puddy: Gonna be rough.

 

Elaine: Uh, you should be trying to save me!

 

Puddy: Don't boss me! This is why you're going to hell.

 

Elaine: I am not going to hell and if you think I'm going to hell, you should

care that I'm going to hell even though I am not.

 

Puddy: You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you?

 

Elaine: Yeah, that's right!

 

Elaine places her hands beside her head, index fingers raised as 'horns' and she

emits a gutteral growling sound.

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Puddy: Alright, what did I do?

 

Elaine: David, I'm going to hell! The worst place in the world! With devils

and those caves and the ragged clothing! And the heat! My god, the heat! I

mean, what do you think about all that?

 

Puddy: Gonna be rough.

 

Elaine: Uh, you should be trying to save me!

 

Puddy: Don't boss me! This is why you're going to hell.

 

Elaine: I am not going to hell and if you think I'm going to hell, you should

care that I'm going to hell even though I am not.

 

Puddy: You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you?

 

Elaine: Yeah, that's right!

 

Elaine places her hands beside her head, index fingers raised as 'horns' and she

emits a gutteral growling sound.

 

 

:D

 

I think of this scene every time I see a car with a Jesus fish on it.

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"Bin Laden SUCKS!!!!" - Way to go out on a limb there, pal.

 

"My kid is in Iraq so your kid can party in college." - Inferiority complex much?

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:D

 

I think of this scene every time I see a car with a Jesus fish on it.

 

 

Moranic:

I :heart: whatever.

Calvin peeing on anything.

 

BUT I do love my Darwin fish. :D

Edited by cre8tiff

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BUT I do love my Darwin fish. :D

 

 

Darwin fish :D

 

Jesus fish :D

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There aren't too many that are funny...most just show the stupidity of the driver, such as:

 

A couple of Paul Wellstone stickers:

 

What would Wellstone do?

Never Park the Bus

 

Any that have calvin peeing, especially those chevy/ford/dodge pickup drivers that have calving peeing on chevy/ford/dodge symbols...do they realize they are putting the name of the vehicle they hate on their own vehicle?

 

The very clever "my kid can beat up your honor student"

 

My ferret is smarter than your honor student

 

:D

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I saw a car from Texas with a homemade bumper sticker on it that said:

 

Khloe, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian? and had a picture of W next to it

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"how do you like my vette?"

 

 

:D

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"how do you like my vette?"

:D

 

 

"how do you like my wing that adds 38 horsepower?"

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