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Hi,

 

I know nothing about football but my friends invited me to a fantasy football league.

 

I need to pick 7 players with 35 million. Can someone give me a roster? It would be appreciated.

 

The looks on their faces when I actually win will be glorious, I'll make sure to take pictures.

 

2 QB

2 RB

2 WR

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:D

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35 million? :D

 

Try this:

QB: Kurt Warner (best receivers in the league right now)

QB: Warren Moon (value pick)

RB: Priest Holmes (LJ is a fad, the Priest will rock on)

RB: Ricky Williams (I'm told he's such a hot prospect, he's smokin')

D: Pittsburgh (ask Menudo if you have questions on this one)

 

Should come in under 35 mill, thanks to the secret strategy at RB and QB2 ...

 

You will take pictures when you win, won't you?

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35 million? :D

 

Try this:

QB: Kurt Warner (best receivers in the league right now)

QB: Warren Moon (value pick)

RB: Priest Holmes (LJ is a fad, the Priest will rock on)

RB: Ricky Williams (I'm told he's such a hot prospect, he's smokin')

D: Pittsburgh (ask Menudo if you have questions on this one)

 

Should come in under 35 mill, thanks to the secret strategy at RB and QB2 ...

 

You will take pictures when you win, won't you?

 

Naturally, results are not typical and actual results may be less dramatic than imagined as post count and advice quality are rarely indicators of one another and sarcastic humor is occassionally a substitute for honest direction ... caveat emptor ... :D

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this must be a chick. no guy would post that heart ... except menudo.

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this must be a chick. no guy would post that heart ... except menudo.

 

 

House of Pain, a long time Vet, who you may or may not know, tends to post hearts while he's insulting you and threatening to bang your wife.

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House of Pain, a long time Vet, who you may or may not know, tends to post hearts while he's insulting you and threatening to bang your wife.

 

 

good data to have.

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Kickers go fast so get them early and often. There's alway's plenty of running backs available or you can just trade for one later. Aside from that Manning is thinking about retiring, and I'm your friend.

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i was waiting for him/her to ask me which one :D.

 

 

ok, i'll delete that post and we'll see what happens ... and then you delete yours and i'll delete this one.

 

it will be like going back in time. :D

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ok, i'll delete that post and we'll see what happens ... and then you delete yours and i'll delete this one.

 

it will be like going back in time. :D

 

 

But then I'll have to delete this one. :D

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But then I'll have to delete this one. :D

 

 

stop f*cking with the space-time continuum!!!!

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i was waiting for him/her to ask me which one :D.

 

 

 

You should go after by far the best WR out there. TJ Who's your mamma! Yeah!!!

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stop f*cking with the space-time continuum!!!!

 

This advice is appropo in almost all settings. Write it down. Remember it. :D

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Hey, sorry for the late reply! Yes, I'm a guy that doesn't follow football - that probably makes me a girl in your eyes but I couldn't careless.

 

Donutrun Jellies, you're missing two WR? I guess I'll just wing it.

 

And yes, pictures will come if I win.

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