keggerz Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 (edited) After years and years of reading the ADVICE FORUM and the TRADE VETO THREADS and RATE MY TEAM THREADS I have decided to start: THE FANTASY UNIVERSITY we have changed our name FANTASY UNIVERSITY for COMMISIONERSHIP & INSTITUTE of TECHNOLOGY also knows as: F.U.C. IT School we are now having late registration for fall classes: How to be a Commish 101 4credits Vetoing 101 4credits How to rate a draft 101 2credits How to draft 301 6credits has been cancelled and will be rescheduled for the summer 07 session Trading 101 3credits Collusion, Stupidity or Foresight 101 3credits Bitching & Complaining 202 1credit we are an equal opportunity school and accept all registrants as long as you can meet the financial requirements($5/credit pre-paid). If you need financial aide then you shouldnt be playing FF we are also taking recommendations for future classes Thank you, good luck and GO F.U.C. IT oh and here are our MASCOTS Edited August 29, 2006 by keggerz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziachild007 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip_Side Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Bitching and Complaining 202 for me please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Beatings Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 I'd like to see the school's mascot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Plane Out Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Great , another school I can get kicked out of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loaf Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 College of Fantasy Football COFF...sounds like it's taken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted August 28, 2006 Author Share Posted August 28, 2006 I'd like to see the school's mascot. on its way so stay tuned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted August 28, 2006 Author Share Posted August 28, 2006 MASCOTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruffian Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 "Eight years of college down the drain..." I can hear the chants now........"We are FU!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robash Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 when does registration begin for "Dealing with spouses during the season" 101, and are there any pre-req's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted August 28, 2006 Author Share Posted August 28, 2006 when does registration begin for "Dealing with spouses during the season" 101, and are there any pre-req's? only pre-req is that you are married to a woman otherwise you wont need the class spain will be teaching the class and as soon as we get his contract back we will add that class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted August 29, 2006 Author Share Posted August 29, 2006 Posting on Message Boards 101 was just added for the fall semester the class will be 5credits and is being taught by airmcnair8888 also Searching Message Boards 202 has also just been added and is being taught by BIG JOHN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted August 29, 2006 Author Share Posted August 29, 2006 (edited) we have changed the name our our university after recieving a Cease and Desist from "THE Ohio State" due to our use of the word "THE" Edited August 29, 2006 by keggerz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peepinmofo Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Good stuff... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikesVikes Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Spain was tied up in Couples Showers 101. Will there be a sub? I'd like to request a class. "How to watch 4 Preseason Qtrs of the Houston Texans." That would bring out many more opps for new classes as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonehand Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 (edited) we are an equal opportunity school and accept all registrants as long as you can meet the financial requirements($5/credit pre-paid). If you need financial aide then you shouldnt be playing FF Thank you, good luck and GO F.U.C. IT Can I pay my tuition via paypal? I can see it now: "I used to be in the basement of all my leagues. I got involved in RBBC's, & frankly, I acted like a newbie tool. But then I said F.U.C. IT. Now I own my local, AND I'm a hit with the ladies! Thanks, Dean Keggerz! " Edited August 29, 2006 by Bonehand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Dogs Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 What about a class for: Correct use of HUGH on message boards -- 2 credits Emoticon usage - 2 credits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdj7k Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 man, i will bet you will be adding professors and duplicate classes . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecerwin Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 If you need financial aide then you shouldnt be playing FF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stokers Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Now, what about the cheerleaders???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooGie Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 Oh God. Keggerz fell down and bumped his head. Someone call somebody. he needs help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Cid Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 How about a two part course: Message Board Reading and Comprehension 112 This would be a prerequisite for: Message Boards Posting 212 This way we can keep the Frosh away from posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chadman Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 How about a class entitled "Computer Technology for Fantasy Football." Chapter 1: How to get around the Firewall at work to allow study. Chapter 2A: How to hide browser windows at work. Chapter 2B: How to hide browser windows at home (from spouse, when supposedly looking for work on Monster.com - if you didn't see Chapter 1 and 2A before being fired.) Chapter Three: Managing multiple browser windows onscreen, to allow for fantasy football, porn, and Monster.com surfing simultaneously. That's all I have time for now. Hey...it's YOUR school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keggerz Posted August 29, 2006 Author Share Posted August 29, 2006 Chapter Three: Managing multiple browser windows onscreen, try firefox out its free and the tabbed browsing is the sh1t! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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