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After years and years of reading the ADVICE FORUM and the TRADE VETO THREADS and RATE MY TEAM THREADS I have decided to start:

 

 

THE FANTASY UNIVERSITY

we have changed our name

 

 

 

 

FANTASY UNIVERSITY

for COMMISIONERSHIP & INSTITUTE of TECHNOLOGY

 

 

also knows as:

F.U.C. IT School

 

we are now having late registration for fall classes:

How to be a Commish 101 4credits

Vetoing 101 4credits

How to rate a draft 101 2credits

How to draft 301 6credits has been cancelled and will be rescheduled for the summer 07 session

Trading 101 3credits

Collusion, Stupidity or Foresight 101 3credits

Bitching & Complaining 202 1credit

 

we are an equal opportunity school and accept all registrants as long as you can meet the financial requirements($5/credit pre-paid). If you need financial aide then you shouldnt be playing FF :D

 

we are also taking recommendations for future classes

 

Thank you, good luck and GO F.U.C. IT

 

oh and here are our MASCOTS

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Nice :D

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College of Fantasy Football

COFF...sounds like it's taken :D

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I'd like to see the school's mascot. :D

 

on its way so stay tuned

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"Eight years of college down the drain..."

 

I can hear the chants now........"We are FU!"

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when does registration begin for "Dealing with spouses during the season" 101, and are there any pre-req's?

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when does registration begin for "Dealing with spouses during the season" 101, and are there any pre-req's?

 

only pre-req is that you are married to a woman otherwise you wont need the class

 

spain will be teaching the class and as soon as we get his contract back we will add that class

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Posting on Message Boards 101 was just added for the fall semester

the class will be 5credits and is being taught by airmcnair8888

 

also Searching Message Boards 202 has also just been added and is being

taught by BIG JOHN

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we have changed the name our our university

after recieving a Cease and Desist from "THE Ohio State"

due to our use of the word "THE"

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Spain was tied up in Couples Showers 101. Will there be a sub?

 

I'd like to request a class. "How to watch 4 Preseason Qtrs of the Houston Texans." That would bring out many more opps for new classes as well. :D

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we are an equal opportunity school and accept all registrants as long as you can meet the financial requirements($5/credit pre-paid). If you need financial aide then you shouldnt be playing FF :D

 

Thank you, good luck and GO F.U.C. IT

 

 

Can I pay my tuition via paypal? :D I can see it now:

 

"I used to be in the basement of all my leagues. I got involved in RBBC's, & frankly, I acted like a newbie tool.

 

But then I said F.U.C. IT. Now I own my local, AND I'm a hit with the ladies! Thanks, Dean Keggerz! :D"

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What about a class for:

 

Correct use of HUGH on message boards -- 2 credits

 

Emoticon usage - 2 credits :D:D:D:D:D:D

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If you need financial aide then you shouldnt be playing FF :D

 

:D

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Oh God. Keggerz fell down and bumped his head. Someone call somebody. he needs help.

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How about a two part course:

 

Message Board Reading and Comprehension 112

 

This would be a prerequisite for:

 

Message Boards Posting 212

 

This way we can keep the Frosh away from posting.

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How about a class entitled "Computer Technology for Fantasy Football."

 

Chapter 1: How to get around the Firewall at work to allow study.

Chapter 2A: How to hide browser windows at work.

Chapter 2B: How to hide browser windows at home (from spouse, when supposedly looking for work on Monster.com - if you didn't see Chapter 1 and 2A before being fired.)

Chapter Three: Managing multiple browser windows onscreen, to allow for fantasy football, porn, and Monster.com surfing simultaneously.

 

That's all I have time for now. Hey...it's YOUR school.

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Chapter Three: Managing multiple browser windows onscreen,

 

 

try firefox out its free and the tabbed browsing is the sh1t!

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